A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 4 Peking Man VS person in Shanghai
When rascal thoroughly bored, a Shanghai rascal and a Peking rascal chewed the fat.
Person in Shanghai:What divertive place does Peking have?
Peking Man:Also press the door, National Palace Museam for the sky, Altar of Heaven, the Great Wall, Summer Palace, Hsiangshan, 13 lings and those places in the North Sea.
Person in Shanghai:Oh, those places I on TV once saw.Sixer than our Shanghai's mouth is bad far.
Peking Man:BE?
Person in Shanghai:You what big author does in Peking lead?
Peking Man:Ancient good elephant over a , call pass man Qing.Declare to is "Shakespeare" of east
Person in Shanghai:Being worse than Zhang Ai Ling in our Shanghai is far.Your Peking have no modern writer?
Peking Man:The rascal writer that lead one to call Wang Shuo of the modern good elephant.
Person in Shanghai:Being worse than the Wei Hui of our Shanghai is far.That"sex" describes.Ah, the athlete of your Peking how?
Peking Man:Athletics I don't really understand, the good elephant has one calls Xie Jun of, after taking a few chesses.
Person in Shanghai:That He Zhi Li who compares our Shanghai, call knoll Zhi beautiful now not bad far.The Japanese all specially like her.What about your Xie Jun?
Peking Man:The Japanese doesn't like her, can wear Bai at the home cat of Peking.
Person in Shanghai:Is the performance star of your Peking many?
Peking Man:The good elephant has a call Li Lian Jie of silly boy, nothing important skill, the slice of just several USD 1,000,000 Chou, can be coming to Wu so much blind mix.
Person in Shanghai:That Chen Chong who compares our Shanghai is bad far.The slice that don't see Chen hurtling Chou is pretty much also Li Lian Jie of a, but our Chen Chong dares to take off!
Peking Man:I specially like to see Chen blunt of take off a drama.
Person in Shanghai:Did your Peking have no an another performance star?
Peking Man:The good elephant still has the Wang Fei , chapter son the Yi.However all nothing important reputation.
Person in Shanghai:Is the science and technology elite of that your Peking many?
Peking Man:There are 100 several academicians, the good elephant takes up 1/3 of the whole country strong.
Person in Shanghai:That can not be regarded as Peking, should press the original domicile to calculate.
Peking Man:Oh, sorry.
Person in Shanghai:Do I hear eunuch in Peking?
Peking Man:Their original domiciles weren't Peking, all clean to after death send to Peking.
Person in Shanghai:Can not say so, international usual practice is where work, life, be which of person.
Peking Man:That why does the academician press the original domicile to calculate?
Person in Shanghai:Does the eunuch ability and academician compare?The academician only believes in to show off Zu, eunuch who contend for with Peking?
Peking Man:That the academician for working in Shanghai, all of original domiciles is where of ah?
Person in Shanghai:No matter where original domicile is, we all take care of them to call a "new" Shanghai person.
Peking Man:That the north peasant worker of Su for working in Shanghai and Anhui peasant worker?Do they also call a "new" Shanghai person?
Person in Shanghai:Be not, be not, they return call other parts of country peasant worker.
Peking Man:Understood, no wonder that does person in Shanghai always say his/her own character Gao?BE calculate so!
Person in Shanghai:Understood, your Peking Man is stupid, cover"big theater" all lets other parts of country the person discuss in succession.In fact your Peking Man also lives not to go in.Your Peking Man gets to"big theater" in enjoy a play not to must also buy a ticket?
Peking Man:Hi, the center wants to cover of, what way do we have?The somebody else scolds and then scold Bai.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 5 knight errant and advertisement
1.The gold deer destroys insects to annoy fog
Inside the Xiang sun city.A mosquito is flown, Ding on Guo Po Lu's face, Guo Po Lu exclaims 1:"Dad there is assassin.Guo Jing:"Kang Long You Hui", a Zhang claps toward Guo Po Lu's face up.Guo Po Lu Wu's writing is clapped a swollen face:"Dad, the assassin ran.""Want to run?Have no so easily.", Huang Rong takes out 1 to destroy insects to annoy fog, dynasty once the air spray, the mosquito falls in in succession.Huang Rong:"The gold deer destroys insects to annoy fog, efficiently not poisonous, the sworn enemies of pest, family of good assistant."
2.It covers in the cover
Wu Dang Shan.Severals humiliate the senior younger brother whom the piece didn't hate and is humiliating him at ordinary times.Sees the piece having never hated to spring up severals to fly leg to kick all of them to pour.If week Zhi:"!Don't hate, you were excellent, I like you, you now how so does the Li harm?"The piece didn't hate:"I saw doctor, the doctor said what typhoid what I get is, but bone soft, must repair calcium.Ever since I took to cover in the cover of Harbin-made medicine six factories, the waist wasn't sour, the back isn't painful, disease also like, walk also Be getting more powerful, also learned an effort with grandfather".(Many senior what younger brother frightenned run to have no an escaping of life.)
3.red cow beverage
Medicine Wang Gu.Distance's working properly a vegetable is growing herb medicine.The beard Fei saw and walked over to once connect her hoe head, the stem had to live.The distance works properly a vegetable to wipe perspiration for beard Fei, and then once passes one cup tea and sang a way:"Comrade's elder brother, please drink cup tea, please drink cup tea ……" beard Fei shakes, from the burden in took out a bottle of beverage,Beats By Dr Dre Solo, the Yang drank an one mouthful, beautiful the United States of shut eyes way:"Thirst, Be getting more tired, trap, will drink a red cow."
4.good beautiful skin care frost
Constellation parties just at behind make track for to kill.Falsely the bamboo has to carry Mt. Heaven kid Mu to run about wildly between the mountain.Jumped from the flank suddenly three beauties, is purple, Wang Yu how, dream Gu.Purple:"Let go of kid Mu."Falsely bamboo:"The misses don't commit tomfoolery, the situation is urgent, step aside quickly."Wang Yu how:"Say so much, say so much, as long as kid Mu retain youthful looks the airtight Ji of Shu speaks, we give way."Sees once the kid's Mu hand tremble, three concealed weapons have already broken empty fly to the cave in three Tans of beauties.Three beauties are also remarkable, without extra trouble on taking out, respectively connect concealed weapon at Xian hand in.It all originally is good beautiful skin care frost.Kid Mu:"Because I used good beautiful skin care frost, good beautiful skin care frost, this year 20, next year 18.""", Three beauties spring up, stepped aside road
5.strange saint capsule
Six fairies in the peach valley are exactly disputing who is an eldest brother, at this time, daddy Tao's mama Tao appeared.Mama Tao:"The silly kid don't contend for, who big who small didn't relate to, importance of is that you have to remember, man
6.brain platinum
The Chinese New Year will go to, the firecracker rings indiscriminately everywhere.Guo Jing, Huang Rong takes boat into a peach blossom island.Huang Rong:"Dad, elder brother Jing sent gift for you to come."Yellow apothecary:"This stupid thing, don't know that my yellow apothecary most hates these heavy text Ru stanza" Guo Jing:"Dad, this is the brain platinum!"Yellow apothecary:"!"BE about to stretch hand to take, suddenly surrounded in the old urchin of peach blossom island to jump out, an once robbed a gift, called a way:"The this year Chinese New Year doesn't give presents and gives presents to send brain platinum, Huang Lao Xie, you don't want, that gives me!"
7.Nokia cellular phone
Black wood Ya.
Allow Ying Ying difficult produce, many heros feel helpless.Everyone thoughted of even 1.(is even a correct is moving back and forth herb medicine)The elder square of Shaolin Temple just calls even 1 with"the lion roars".(even 1 didn't respond)Make fox blunt to call even 1 with"a long distance spreads a sound".(even 1 didn't respond)Everyone urgently gets the ant of elephant hot nest, accounts to have no to urgently and in a hurry run to come in and takes out a cellular phone to stir a dozen."Di bell ……", an even of the cellular phone rang, he opened a cellular phone:"Like, I come right away."Everyone surrounded to account to have no Shi Kan his cellular phone and account have no:"Nokia cellular phone, on pulling out for, Nokia cellular phone, science and technology makes people the center."
8.the toxic substance elimination keep a Yan capsule
Unique feeling valley.
Yang Guo:"Aunt, the antidote of this feeling flower poison uses for you."Little Long Nyu:"Should lead son to use not."Yang Guo:"Aunt namely however need not, I threw it, I want with aunt live and die together."Finish saying to throw down the antidote mountain Ya.Little Long Nyu:"Lead Related articles:
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