Exert, at the same time together the voice say:"Chief, we all only!"The chief seems to be pretty much concussion to say:"You all only, that I thoroughly enter(exert)!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1940 to get Piao wonderful pleasant sensation
A male guest in Guangdong to a hotel has a meal, the stewardess carried soup to come up first, but forgot to take a ladle according to his request.Male guest in Guangdong opened for the Rang Rang right away:"The young lady there is no Piao(in fact what he points is a ladle) and give me the Piao!"The attendant quickly went fetch a ladle for him, but forgot to take chopsticks again.This guest immediately again call get up:"Oh, young lady ah, I get Piao again not get pleasant sensation(chopsticks), give me pleasant sensation where!"When the attendant takes good chopsticks for him, he connects over beautiful beautiful the ground ate wined and dined to satiety is going to check of time, unfortunately and at the right moment the power is off.This guest towardsed attendant to scold to open:"Young lady, you here bad, I arrive you come to have a meal here and start having no Piao, afterwards get Piao again not get pleasant sensation, got pleasant sensation and the power is off, you make me grope in the dark(the Cantonese Be"black" to is the meaning of"vagina")!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1941 the soup BE"just"
Have a to lately take a post a head of rural township inspecting in the village, in noon cent just to village master's house in the village, village master not play mahjong at home go to, village master's wife thinks all at noon be good friends with to invite a head of rural township to have a meal so much, ask a head of rural township:"Do you want to eat what?"
The head of rural township says:"Literally eat a point just"
Village master's wife oddness just is what things?Hence make him ask him a daddy,beats by dr dre pro, the son runs village master that asks:Father.Does the mother make me ask you to are what just?.
The village master isn't happy because losing much money is original, see a son vexed he spirit don't beat a , loudly scold:Just the your mama forces.
The son finishes listenning to and then ran to go home to say with his mama.Village master's wife thinks on listenning to, how can this do?
Came eat village master's wife to carry at noon table of one big bowl of soup to say to the head of rural township:"Is really ashamed, "just" kid his daddy still needs to use in the evening, you compromise to drink a point soup "just".
A spool of joke brocade gathers an afraid county magistrate of old cow of chapter 1942
The county magistrate takes small car to outskirts, two cows hold up road, blare a whistle but don't let, the driver shouts loudly:"The county magistrate's car you dare to also block."
Two cows frightened after listenning to and run, the cow asks ox:"What do you run?"
Bull way:"The county magistrate's a day's five edible cow whips."
The ox turns to ask cow:"What do you run?"
Cow asthma hiss Jue:"You don't know this county magistrate can blow to kill ten cows every day!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 1943 Shakespeare
14 Chuans with soldier at firing line negative severely wounded, while life still lingers, the chief asks him:"Do you have the close relatives to what rubbish want to tell you?"The soldier difficultly opens eyes, the Nie Ru writes to say:"What is force?"Finish saying this sentence the soldier namely and sorrily shuts up eyes left him matchless love dearly of world."What is force ah" of the chief officers and men soldier listens to"Shakespeare", to point to fight a member to cry up a way:"You see so-and-so some very good and love literature very much, is about to leave human life, also bear in mind constantly'Shakespeare', everyone is good friends with to study from him so much!"
Afterwards, the soldier's father arrives at troops and ask chief the son Be in the article of death to before leave to what rubbish have no, chief tells him, his son only said a "Shakespeare", once the father listen to and immediately and sadly cried:"My son ah, you lived 20 years old, connect force is what the kinds have never seen, you be really pitiful which!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers first work of chapter 1944 female university student
The female university student is assigned a ranch to do a text member after graduating, she feels boring, request to do physically and interesting of work.Hence, she is sent to a cow to give up to learn Lu milk.
She looking at other people after doing several times hasty arrive at a head of cow side, squatted down body Lu to get up.
After an hour, the other people have already connected full several bucket, can she connects a bucket bottoms and didn't connect enough, hence, she strongly Lu get up.After a short moment, this cow sighed a tone way:"Elder sister, you want to sell sperm!"
A spool of joke brocade's gathering chapter 1945 should recruit
There is one young age girl, see the advertisement with one job advertisement public relations young lady of a company in the doorway, hence follow indoor interview.
Manager a see like this sign of the young lady should recruit, is very happy and start and let, manager says "the request isn't high, write a resume then", the young lady immediately begins, will write the good resume hands over to a manager, manager's seeming to be very is to hard see resume and see and slowly raise head, the Mi wears this not big rat eye, this young lady from head to foot is also saw and see, wriggle his that opens widely a mouth and says"you this first half part is outstanding at 2:00, hair in the second half parts of hair rashness, also have a hole of profoundly exposing!!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1946 a dollar per time
One old man visits prostitute, the prostitute wants 100 dollars to make once.The old man isn't dry, the prostitute inwardly deliberates, the old man is at least old, make to once also want**110 times, the prostitute says:"See you old, cheapness you 1:00, a piece of money**for a while, go or not?"The old man says:"Go."The business talks.Immediately after 2 people take off your coat or gown, the old man takes out to live son from go toward in fill, after going in, embraced a prostitute motionless, the prostitute was just inwardly satisfied:"Do not let you**the 1200 times is just strange!"Waited along while to still disappear old man**.Urge a way:"Hurry hurry, you why motionless?"The old man smiled to smile to say:"I only have a piece of money!Hey Hey"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1947 macho man, he-man and toothpick
At present, there is a parlance, say to is that the computer is omnipotent, connects a man that energy that plays skill son can also measure come out.Three men hear returning so a matter, then deciding to measure oneself to exactly be placed in what level.
Arrive the computer examines of place, the first man goes toward his thing computer steelyard dish ascend on putting, display a row of characters right away on the computer screen:"You are a macho man!"The second man depends on kind ownly put up, the computer screen a little bit ground to a stop for a while, but also displayed a row of characters right away:"You are also quite good, a worth and proud of he-man!"The third man also as usual puts own thing up, didn't expect computer along while after doing not respond and fully leading three to divide many clocks, just display a row of characters on the screen:"Please don't take toothpick to play trick!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1948 my stick in
There is a troops chief that talk a dialect very heavy, therefore, he makes a phone call and then formed interesting news like this:
The chief pickeds up a words tube:"Connect a face(connect) department for me."Words duty member fill a rope to receive to connect a department, discover to have line, say to the chief:"Chief, ashamed, connect a department to have line.""?Have line?That connects a hip(regiment) department for me."Words duty member fill a rope to receive a regiment department, don't think the regiment department also has line and then have to such as actually report chief:"Chief, really ashamed, the regiment department also has line.""?Does the hip(regiment) department also have line?That connects a Yin(camp) department for me."Words duty member fill a rope to receive a camp department, don't accept to think that the camp department also has line, pretty much sorry ground of say to the chiefs:"Chief, really sorry, the camp department also has line."This meeting chief came to fire:"What?Does the Yin(camp) department also have line?That his pull out, my stick in!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers knowledge that chapter 1949 puts
Have a kind of parlance at present now:Husband and wife****insert**of the depth have very great relation with livinging what kind of kid, put shallowly and give birth to a scientist;Put a half, living general knowledge member;Put throughout, give birth to worker's farmer.
There were a rightness of newly married couples to also hear this parlance, wedding night, 2 people**the front formally agree after negotiation:For wanting the kid of a scientist, **put a little.Wait a formal beginning dry after living, the wife feels not to satisfy, say to the husband:"This too not enough meaning, dear of, let us lower
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