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A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1617 over
In a summer, the Qiong Si goes to the bush of Africa and explores.Misery of is run into anthropophagi tribe, his heart was getting cooler at that time.Send out one to give a deep sigh to the sky:"!Good heavens, this descends me over!"Did not expect but spread the god's voice from the sky:"Not, you the rock that hasn't finish, used your foot at once batter to death the leader of your in front."The Qiong Si right away does accordingly.God this just says:"This descended you to just finish!"He go toward on all sides on seeing, discovers to have more than 100 soils clansmen to be staring at with indignant eyes him.
A spool of joke brocade gathered chapter 1618 God to cry
There are three quasi- fans, the nationality is medium, day, , clay-cold arrived the god's in front at the same time, God said to them:"Press conventionally each of you can ask a question."Japanese fan first asks:"When does Japan get hold of the absolute being cup of devoting major efforts?"God says:"Still it takes 50 years!"Japanese fan flowed to fix attention on tears to leave.Korean fan asked a same question, God said still and wanted for 100 years, and Korean fan equally cried to walk.Chinese fan also asks God:"Devote major efforts absolute being to what day fall China?"God walks to come forward to tightly grasp his hand, God cried.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1619 to repent
The small spring goes to church to seek father to repent:"I commit a crime, I carry the husband establishes relationship with another man and please to my expiation!"
The father asks her:"Took place how many to relate to?"
She answers:"Six times."
The father says very seriously:"That you read out'the Holy Mother praise'2 times Be getting better, so the Holy Mother Maria will forgive you,beats by dr dre pro!"
On the second day, the mermaid also repents to say to the father:"I carry the husband establishes relationship with another man, please atone for sin for me!"
"Took place how many to relate to?"
She says:"Five times."
The father says very seriously:"That you read out'the Holy Mother praise'."Say and then start contemplating.
The mermaid sees father not to talk, ask father to say:"Read out the Holy Mother praise and then can don't need offense?"
The father answered very seriously:"Be not!You then take place once after relating to, return to come to read out here'the Holy Mother praise'2 time, so the Holy Mother Maria will forgive you!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1620 mistake but not mistake
The madam of Cen county in Shaoxing Hou is being pregnant.A day, county Hou line, one person too late evades confrontation with and blocks a way, is bound a mansion.
The Cen county Hou asks him a way:"What are you a stem?"
That person answers:"Fortune-teller."
Jun Hou says:"My madam is getting more pregnant, ask and see, give birth to a boy and give birth to a girl?"(BE give birth to a boy or give birth to a girl)
What that person not understand"give birth to a boy to give birth to a girl" points is what, then and freely say:"The Zhang also wants a lane, the tile also wants a lane."
The county Hou listenned to and thought that he is to talk nonsense, malicious scolded fortune-teller.
But in a little while, the county Hou madam indeed as expected bears one female twins of one male and calculate Gua of therefore the fame greatly flaps.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1621 to read a report
A person of completely illiterate bought a piece of newspaper and did the appearance that reads a report, but he took newspaper to pour."Hey, Sir!"A passer asks him:"Please tell me and have on the report what news?""Yes, and then have an accident.Your lo, train wheel dynasty sky-turn over a car."That person answers a way.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1622 to drink Wan bath water
One farmer invites a half illiteracy, a day hot sun is a head, and he goes into the city.Walk the thirsty tongue is dry, want to seek one water place of selling, suddenly see one one horizontal tablet of hanging before the store, up write:Clear water pond.Originally should be a bathhouse, can he know in the center one word:Water.Affirm to is to sell the place of water, don't let to run a hall to carry water.Shopkeeper Ao however he, allow people to carry one Wan bath water.Is this person where take care of of flavor, Gu several dongs kept on drinking.After once thanking then leave, but cast away Pu in the counter, the shopkeeper sees behind and then send to him before running up.This farmer appreciates very much, say:"Shopkeeper, you that tea still sell at once, have already had a little Sou"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1623 to pay
Aforetime year end, someone is at the person who held the party to invite to once help him in the home and totally invited four guests.Noon, also have one person the non-arrival.Hence soliloquize:"Should come of how still don't come?", Hear this words, one among the guests wishes:"Should come of still not, so am I to should not come?", Hence start to take leave but go to.Its person really regrets that he or she spoke amiss words and said:"Should not walk of walked again", another guest wishes:"Should not walk of walk, seeing to me shoulded walk!", Also take leave but go to.The host see because of oneself's speech carelessly, annoy guest to walk and pretty much regret.The wife also puts blame on him to talk, hence defense way:"What I said isn't them".Once the last guest listen to this words and wish"is not them!That was me!", Hence sighed tone, had already also walked.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1624 to shell onions
Greatly clearly just got married soon.Some night, wife just at kitchen favour Zhao dinner.Is greatly clear for showing consideration to a wife, want to do some family affairs for wife.Wu is say to the dear wife:Is dear, can I help Shi Mo the NULL wife say:See you clumsy of and seek to order the simple, shell onions good.
Greatly thinking this clearly is simple however.However just shell soon, greatly clear be got a tears of a nasal discharge by the Qiang.Wish, this isn't that that Mo is simple, again ashamed asks and has to make a phone call to beg for the reinforcements from old mama to the wife.Old mama says:This permits very much, you shell in the water have to not.Greatly clear Wu is according to Zhao old mama's method, completed the wife's task, happy impending.
On alternate days greatly makes a phone call to say to old mama clearly:Old mama, your method really doesn't depend on, however good although good, slight imperfection of be want to often change spirit, very tiring oh.Old mama says:I ㄌㄟ
A spool of joke brocade gathers the secret of chapter 1625 longevity
A citizen just celebrated their own 100-year-old birthdays, a reporter ascended door to cover him.
"Your thinking is the reason why to make you such longevity?"The reporter asks.
The old man wanted to think and by hand knocked table, one word a ground says:
"I never smoke to drink and never eat and drink too much at one meal and always get up during 6:00 of morning."
The "but, " reporter puts forward objection, "I have an uncle, similar to your way of doing, but lives five
It is 10 years old.This
Again is why?"
"He insists of time isn't enough long."The old man calmly answers.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1626 chicken soul to sue in court
There is one that teach a Sir to pay, killed a chicken, cooked a pot of turnip, invited more than 20 students to eat.
The psyche of chicken rather feeling gravamen, sue in court to say to the king of Yan, "my house's host are too stingy!It is often a matter to kill a chicken to pay,
But not should a chicken invite more than 20 guests to eat."
The Yan king doesn't believe, the chicken says:"The turnip can testify."
The king of the Yan lifts turnip to interrogate.
The turnip says:"You this chicken talk too dishonest, that God person pays and only have me in the soup pot and connect a chicken
Of the shadow also have no."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1627 to perfectly lend
A woman who is doing a party wants her husband to lift water pail to run to the sandy beach up to pick up some snails, the husband who with full intention don't wish promised a wife, but this husband met by chance a beautiful girl on the sandy beach ……
On alternate days early in the morning, he wakes up surprised shout:"Be getting over!My wife's party!"He is ten all clotheses, put on they by quickest speed, picked up water pail, rush at a home, because while running too quickly and quickly to come home, he carelessly dropped water pail, making all of families is snails.At this time
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