Understand, be say, the side watches television and need a side to drink, otherwise watch a not good television
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When a couple together had a meal, the husband spoke of to eat through, say:"ate a pig brain is to repair a brain, eating the pig's knuckles is to grow physique, in fine eat what repair what."His wife buys pig heart for him on the second day, the liver of pig eats for him.Her husband asks her today why buy pig heart, the liver of pig eats for me, his wife says:"peacetime you to me have no heart have no liver of, I buy pig heart today the liver of pig repairs this for you have no heart have no the person of liver!"
The pants of the text chapter 4136 childrens/Niangs/you were also pulled out hair
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:17 chapter word numbers:675
The father gets off work to go home.His children rounds Long to come over, in sequence the preface makes collective report oneself did in the home what live.
"I cleaned all discs."The eldest brother says.
"I put on them all dry."Is old two say.
"I put them to the bowl to go to in the cabinet."Is old three say.
Finally, it's the female kid of age's least's turn, she is shy with stranger to living ground to say:"I, I accepted fragments to all pick it up."
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A person specially cares for the face, although the home is very poor,always love to show before person, he always loves to take a piece of lard to put on a mouth, then arrive every day the outside says to eat with other people of what what good thing, on the first, he is showing outside the family, his son rushes out from the home and says to him, :"Father,beats by dr dre pro, not like, the cat put on the oil of mouth to you to steal, ", this person ask you the Niang how to don't make track for?Son:"Are not the pants of Niang that are you dressed in?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ms. Wang, the love keeps a pet, once she kept a parrot.This parrot loves to talk especially and only see what will definitely say what?
A day, Ms. Wang just got off work to go home, tired then last the bathroom took a shower, she in a hurry turned on water and then took off clothes to take a shower right away, suddenly thought of the clothes that haven't taken to wear and then bound bath towel.Just came out doorway, that bath towel dropped down, that parrot stimulated and shouted loudly at this time:"I~see~!I saw!".Ms. Wang's fire, simply pull out all of the hairs of parrot light, the parrot was barren.
Arrives at Ms. Wang's house to play for a day, Ms. Wang's friend Zhang San, , that parrot stares at Zhang San that bald keep jumping, when Zhang San arrive at a birdcage to want to see parrot beside, that parrot sways a head to gather together small voice of Zhang San's ear to say:"You~~~~Also see?"
The text chapter 4137 is salty to die he/good and wise/lazy son
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:17 chapter word numbers:483
Two brothers prosperous good rice, toghter ask a father:"Father, what vegetables descend rice?"
The father pointed to point to hang in the pickle fish on the dining table and said:"You see one eye pickle fish, have rice!"
Saw a burst of, the younger brother sudden Rang got up:"Father, the elder brothers saw more one eye."
The father comforts him to say:"Let he go to salty dead!"
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One Piao the guest arrive night club to seek a young lady and ask:Have an understanding wife and loving mother type?The young ladies raise hand together;The Piao guest surprisedly asks:All of you are understanding wife and loving mothers, originally and all dissolutely arrive where go to?The young ladies together answer:Also be all doing understanding wife and loving mother in the home.
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One kid reads at home, thirsty.Son:"The mother pours cup tea for me!"Mother:"Oneself affair do-it-yourself, oneself comes to pour!"About led for 5 minutes ……son:"Father pours cup tea for me!!!"Father:"You pour by yourself, otherwise I beat you!!"Led for 5 minutes again ……son:"Father~~~~~~~~~You conveniently poured the cup tea to me while coming to beat me!"
The text chapter 4138 studies hen/again come a /they not afraid rain sprinkle
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:18 chapter word numbers:527
Mother:"Being small is clear, you eat sugar why not does the cent eat for kid sister younger sister?You see the old hen find out a small insect and entirely eat for chick, you the study's hen!"Is small clear:"It is all right.If I find out a small insect, it also entirely gives the kid sister the younger sister to eat."
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Especially the Lang arrives theater to see a performance together with mother, whenever a program complete, under the set of the audience always shout loudly:"Come to 1 again!"
Especially the Lang curiously asks:"Mother, is this what mean?"
The mother answers:"BE mean to welcome to the actor."
Soon, especially the father of Lang comes back from the abroad.Especially the Lang arrives together with the mother wharf to greet.When especially the Lang sees father stand down gangway, keep shouting loudly:"Come to 1 again!Again come a……"
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The maternal grandmother age is getting older, the brain isn't specially either make, among the daily life usually make some jokes ……
One day the maternal grandmother finally forbids not to live to ask me:"Granddaughter, says in television that there is thunder shower in cloth place in the bureau can can see chairman Jiang over there every day, they aren't afraid to let rain to sprinkled to break down ……"
The text chapter 4139 eats fish and eats a chicken/size how much/sense of hearing like this
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:19 chapter word numbers:932
Kid:"Father, father of small China swims to visit of can like, you how can't?"Father:"Father of small China always eats fish, so will swim, father hardly eats fish, how can swimming?"Kid:"But, father always eats a chicken, how do I always have never seen you laying egg?"
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One unmarried daughter-in-law of bureau chief came to house for the first time have a meal, seat bureau chief Jian thinks some kind of elegant, then let everyone by turn write a poem, the sentence wants in order took "size how much", could not made drink wine as forfeit.New daughter-in-law because of bureau chief grandfather just from the briefcase in take out 10,000 dollars made for her to meet a gift, the in the mind was very happy to then take briefcase as to make a head poem-"pushed open greatly, closed small, packed money used much, packed official document used little".Once the bureau chief listen to and wish although this poem is a bit vulgar,return to calculate much to the point.
Son due to just getting a style son with the bureau chief's Company's seal the heart contained emotional stirrings and then used the bureau chief's Company's seal made for a -"the income was big, the expenses was small, the private affairs was much used, the public affairs was used littlely".Once the bureau chief listen to, son not the Kui is his/her own successor, say really very clearly.He a happy, then have some to be dizzy with success, pushed to nearby have no for a while how much cultural wife say:"Should you.Could not make and then punish!"Deeply wear to look down upon in the speech.
Bureau chief wife has some animation, at the beginning a bureau chief is still a clerk of time, to own of have no culture don't abandon as well, can now whole day at outside romantic, not oneself and house be return to matter.Thought of this, then neglect many come a -"cellular phone, the small Mi is small, at outside the sleeping is many, go to bed at home little".The bureau chief listenned to, face a sink:Like, you old bad old woman, unexpectedly dare so smelly I, peacetime
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