Is strong hand.
Each measure keeps on carrying out behind.The circumstance of Nanking quickly quelled down..The political power of Cn original GDI substitutes and then doesn't close common people what matter.And although their related section personnel of government has been already substituted, good at Tan Kang arrangement ground all of the New appointee relatively have an ability public praise and acquaint with business.Don't arise what trouble.The night of the 24th cleans up behavior to clean up the influence of Nanking GDI ex- in power parties very clean, and tight public opinion control, the network must make me feel to return to the time that nine year agos are carefree to visit in forgetting sorrow city BBS with unexpectedly clean on the market .By this time, on China network the most intemperate speech however is the riddle that occasionally has a few Fu scholars to very sour emit the type of two"the city head changes big royal standard of Huan" just.
The Nanking this place business presses very smoothly, with haggling of Japanese but isn't so Bon voyage.They want to be a ground of too many, even want to try to usurp north China----That matter is as early as in July the affairs once lifted after taking place, beautiful it the Yue"help China the people clean up an original Peking pollution".So big engineering wants to send engineering corps, family members and several ten thousand public securities to come over naturally.Write to think for the sake of the safety, probably still have to fix some city defense works.Return a knot bottom, the grand engineering of this unselfish dedication really could not seek to distinguish with any root of "the emigrant splits soil".So this kind of matter is loose not get, let them to so do, not how many times, don't north China and not chew gradually for them can not.Nanking GDI spared no effort a crest to live pressure in those early years.This kind of pressure has to be cold and come to bear now, that really isn't pleasurable, can the spirit ground is an in negotiating and often be subjected to "you isn't Yamato people land utilization benefit consideration" so ground attack language, can get the sufficient Qiang to the cold algidity.
The negotiation returns a negotiation, to our ground threat, they always have never stopped.After all we just talk with Japanese just now.With lift all Si to relate to especially good and consistent ride a wall and work the European whom the always slow half claps still just, the always very low-key American suddenly adjusted Gao, repeatedly unite in the GDI world will ascend to put forward to my special survey application and the rebuke proposal.Parts of younger group soldier boundary personage also put forward to use have already deployed half Earth defense satellite system to send punitive expedition to halt the thunder Long of staying the Nanking many projects of rebellious troopses.
Although consociation in the world will express there than at ordinary times more seriously bureaucratic way of work, heap more than ten proposal with suches trail not deliberate, momentary to my consociation in the world will the central member of committee position be unlikely to constitute threat, didn't also develop use fixed-point clearance the project polish off my degree,those guys make terribly unexpectedly no one to obstruct, it is the world that is always grown by part-time America GDI to have to make people suspect to unite a meeting chairman John Be second to be secretly directing of the Si.
But old second be Si in addition to make these chicken lobster rices jump stage to yell to shout loudly to combine in the world unite the proposal of meeting accept an on the stage heap more and more the highland report material, there are no other activities.The opinion that seems also and is waiting for Lian Cang there?After all.With the attack dint of that Earth defense satellite system, thunder Long many troops already impossible at lord star up do as pleases.
Show concern about that killing of system to harm dint, department Tu river the sea fleet quickly left the Earth turn and remained on standby on the moon orbit.The hit that systematically designs function to be good enough to resist two planet attack fleets at the same time, even if I break out might of god.Draw together have never belonged to my 12 fleets behaviour, can not also safely if wore Chiang-Nan last year Tu to decline that sort in Warszawa to arrive inside the atmosphere.Half legal half illegally Cuan Duo Nanking political power is after, because have no enough real strenght to deal with this defense system, I also only walk political route, this road, hope to legalize this matter quickly, against time from the attack scope that defendoofs system inside set free.
Should make it all is doing, the persons who work are all very busy.But for do nothing ground I.Need of just wait for.
The weather of the Nanking is very what a mess, basically only has for a year for two quarters.While arriving Nanking solution crisis affairs at the right moment connect next several days, heavy rain, the clear weather is cool.Can after all already till the end of May, don't lead several day suddenly and violently hot get up, already become accustomed to thunder Long much and space all the year round such as often climatic thunder Long many soldiers make to yell connect sky.Led for 12 weeks, unexpectedly even Xin Ba all take"air temperature over high" as to request recall.But the situation is delicate at this time, we with rescue the big righteousness of Nanking for run and stir the political situation here bottom dynasty sky, want to clap a bottom to walk a person now.Only afraid to have no so easily!My wry smile wears a consolation way:"Temporarily endure patiently."
This endures, endured for two and half months!I take quiet only won to all leave in each name of Nanking my own footprint, is go to neighborhood of Su tin Hang survival the historic monuments all visited and ran to the inside swimming in Yangtze River to sail across two times while doing foolish things in desperation.The political rifleman that seeks news agency publishes photograph to write special subject to report.Really promoted ages the superman model is for a new generation.But these plots Be dry to is long, also seem to be very boring.Wait until me with her take Chiang-Nan map have already canned not find a haven't yet been to ground scenery famous spot, haven't swum across of noisy business center.Finally starts feeling pain and sufferings of Long Kun's shoal.
In this period, John is second to be Si to once invite me to the Havana conference as well, totally appreciated Caribbean scene.I certainly know better than to leave for this kind of Yan, can again ashamed put forward "here seem nothing important matter, you see is to don't draw apart an of satellites on the sky several 1000 kilometers and make me return to thunder Long so much more to follow a work before managing" toward him this kind of seems to be nervous to escape a ground of words and have to in the Nanking to pull to calm down unique another all over the place act as person's meat to press road machine ground role.
Two of us press the work result of street biggest, have been declaring to break saint to is quiet the state ground to only and unexpectedly don't lead to yell words in"the joint pain died, I am going to go to hospital" for half month and give each time I connect pull to take Ye ground just be willing to go out.For compensating the loss that her joint wears away, I have to deplore greatly desire hopeless situation to repeatedly cost money to buy numerous female thing for her and lift for her while returning each time full pocket, often have new parties to turn on duty of the guard take me as her of bodyguard or is the fool who snares, attempt to block me outside the door.
The logistic section discovers that my credit card more uses to more have no exert, doubt to steal number for illegal member, the quite a few matter ground sends to the bargain detailed list cold there.Is cold to see a top closely the female type wrap, shoe, clothes, underwear, hat, cosmetics, sunglasses, decoration etc..Not from roar with laughter, consumedly laughed at me once while making a phone call for me to make collective report a circumstance.I only sigh in sorrow a way:"Is small property woman's magazine really harm a person----If isn't afraid to make reprisals, I really wanted to make Tan Kang check all of those woman's magazine agencies to copy."
After several years, look back things of the past, I unexpectedly discover that that is me whole life heel a woman to together go shopping to play at most time.
The words say back, in the Nanking go shopping shopping really the ratio is in the SAMSUNG much better.Is an after all regional center city, which afraid is a high-speed development of second be Si also not ability with it compare.The problem is this kind of affair isn't my a fondness for, even if is a fondness for.Even wear to do for 6710 days, the big Luo gold fairy also cans not endures any more,Beats By Dr Dre Solo.It has been an a sky of doing not bleed sacrifice to then judge since I discovered, field force the way of grade, be pull all of them to the Nanking to provide to eat to provide not to do to live, exclusively arrangement go shopping, see who can pretty and till the last.
Assess according to this way, I already far far above quiet come to a super saint only will of situation.On this.She has to take me, either, but get this kind of reputation title can not make me happy, either at 1:00, because always have sow in a cage the inside is lightly moving to dance of felling.
On August 8, Japanese there finally bearer.
GDI Japan always grows to blare sea Hao, it reigned to up depend on four, have been 84 years old now.Being old must can not walk anymore road to still die Cuan to wear a power not to put.Is opposite he, second be Si of old grandpas all was regarded as young young man.Having a famous joke concerning him is GDI Japan to easily open not get plenary meeting, otherwise must open an ambulance to the assembly hall, let his old grandpa lie on the ambulance ground to gain a living at table to audit.Moreover return need not to go together with full-time bodyguard----He always needs to round more than ten medical personnels on all sides, there is absolutely ample meat shield resources.
Over five years, physically manage a work all that day originally GDI of total
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2012年10月29日星期一
Cheap Beats By Dre mountains Wei Wei to
The Zhen saddle lies down but doesn't trust and entreats to say:"We still keep returning to now and sleep in Shan-li to have a wild beast, An what also not afraid, afraid wild beast."
Bird slightly certain absolute being, conveniently tell him to say:"Who make you sleep inside in the forest?We want to want to turn head to catch up a troops, have to the cook is several days and several nights.If you can not endure any more, don't want with."
Beam is greatly strong to have never thought bird to still need to rush through the road in night, very doubt that he also fears to stay overnight in the forest, connect the voice say:"At the mid-night which all go not get, is snake in Shan-li many."
The bird isn't afraid of his to lend and says:"You feet up don't wear riding boots?"The beam is greatly strong to cut and polish parlance again.Tell:"The snake having hangs in the treetop.You didn't grow Shan-li, really don't know."
The bird sees he guilty become so, comfort say:"The forest isn't difficult to walk, just that Lin Zi is too airtight, come hear thing only have 20 many inside, the road touched once walk around, fully 30 many inside, again curved come curved go to, go up and down, also quickly and in the end.You and I be.Two hours didn't°yet wood, I take you to return to."
The beam greatly strengthens to have to follow him to go before going toward.Say:"This is that you say."
The moon more rises more high, insect Zhi wild wolf Qi roar in night, don't know to leave person's several insides as well, mosquito Weng Weng, croaking of frog repeatedly, two people have to depend on sparse Bian road.Touch to pull, turn over a valley all the way, exactly didn't once know to don't lead two hours as well and saw suddenly a glow-in-the-dark in a mountain Ao.2 people exultation but bottom, the Yan arrives the first fire heap front of, see more than ten persons.
They don't know bird and beam greatly strong background and frightenedly trample fire, the weapon feeling simple and crude asks:"What person?"
The beam is greatly strong also not trust, hurriedly say:"You say first."
Bird disclosure's being both male and female, thinking is to arrive forest to avoid disorderly common people.Say:"You don't have to be afraid, we only pass by here and go to sun once."Talk just and hard, the surroundings is roaring to come 100 people.Hug a big fellow of wealthy person shape for a few country people of head, use torch a show off.Shout loudly:"Is a beard thief."The beam is greatly strong to is anxious to defend, say:"We aren't non-Han nationalities, have you ever seen be like An a beard thief like this ……" wealthy person shape ground relatively has intelligence and give public say:"Really Be different from a beard thief, also have the quite a few the horse.The person of hometowns, our person is many.Kill them.In case walk to expose information."
The beam greatly strengthens to see a person to go toward in succession front of flow out, Cuan's arriving bird in front round is a turn of sword.Blocking to back is public, Rang way:"You still speak is the reasonable not?"The wealthy person sees nearby of the persons all have a little guilty, encourage:"Do not fear.There are their horses, we also have the mountain as king ……"think ascend a short moment, changed a viewpoint suggestion:"Press the rules to do.Seek personal list stem.Rightness.Than the force.Two of you lost to leave, we lost to put you to walk!"Several individuals combine a head to add up, unanimously see toward the waist knife of bird and shout to say:"Can not have the cheapness of weapon."
The bird unexpectatively loots to still want a list to pick and unwillingly promises to say:"It is all right."
The wealthy person peeps out one silk smile, right away twists a head and yells:"What about three Yes.Is old three."
Not big effort, a few country people release the youth of yellow disease that binds a waist, coax a ground of Fu in the ear indiscriminately and inflate to say:"Shutting eyes can also beat to take him."
Around have the quite a few higher big man, but still need to seek one being thin and feeble is sick of youth.Bird momentary believe that youth skill in martial arts to lead a person, hurtled that abnormal state youth to smile to smile and said:"Beat to lose to follow me, how?"That abnormal state youth up and down conjectures bird, the air is rattled.He discovers his own partner to start to be flustered and frustrated and connects a voice Rang way:"Wait for a second, wait for a second first."
The bird lightly saw him all of a sudden and pressed to say:"Have a competition.Who win who."
That youth side backs a side to put a hand and presses in person's heap, the not big effort took the person whom the quite a few takes wound, each had wound, and the wound ties up to tie cotton.For head the man that mourned arm drive the your respectful name"eldest brother", also was like and just don't dare single the youth picking is similar, afraid take the liberty ask:"You can't be our general?"
The bird beat to arouse to work properly and said:"Are you my soldiers?"
For wound of head this descends son to recognize realistically, plop one kneels down, nearby ten several also still hesitate Yu ground to downwards kneel, say:"We the heel general hurt to escape here at the Tang Xuan Zu enemy of, see a beard the thief blockade road and have to the clothes of making change the common people.Came to pay troops to cross river the day before yesterday, I sent the person contacted, can go to then go to, can not go to and then have mountain to fall grass, walking the one step is an one step."His title sees the person of one side that wealthy person shape and says:"He once saved small life and waited with me to become sworn, the second child ."
The bird is unexpectatively to return to general so be worth, turn head and then run into oneself once took of soldier, give him to get up, say:"The other people were all me to die, ten thousand can not walk to expose information, ask for to a fatal disaster for me."Make reference to here, he he's in the minds can not believe and secretly sigh a way:"Thousands persons all record my long be like, arrive where can't be recognized out?See to think that the east that is foolish to arrive river is also difficult, finds out amah them, still need to return steppe."That person freely explains subsequently asking again, saying:"Or the brotherses is hard the general pushes this ……how many persons does the general still have?"
The bird shook to shake head and said:"I which still have what person's horse?All beat to spread."
The person of wealthy person shape hears that the bird has no a soldier and whispers to say:"Zha dozen ground, beat so?"The bird sees his one eye, abashed can not talk.
A few soldiers but on behalf stare, Nu voice Xun responsibility:"You don't know to blather.We this general beat the Tuo cross mountains an old thief to run about aimlessly, the Tuo crosses mountains old thief for revenging, what recruit to all use top."
The bird still doesn't know in the eyes of food for powder, the Tuo crosses mountains Wei Wei to triumph by strategy water mill mountain on the contrary be like at desperation ground revenge oneself, the in the mind is getting more ashamed, calm admit:"The Tuo epilogue Wei Wei is launched troops deceitful, this battle Lao Tze loses admire sincerely to take orally.However Lao Tze sooner or later will beat back of and not only beat back, but also need to beat he old house."Make reference to here, a glow-in-the-dark gleams in his brain, he fiercely thinks of the old house that his own Zu industry and Tuo cross mountains Wei Wei close together, jubilantly happily yell:"I certainly let Tuo epilogue Wei Wei dead have no burial ground!"He swept 1 turn and saw surroundings armed forces and people looking at himself/herself with the adoring look in the eyes and wanted to necessarily believe own of oneself, sink a voice to ask him:"Does Shan-li come to a person's horse?"
Harmed number to order to nod,Cheap Beats By Dre, said:" Ascend many 1000 people, all be dressed in ash breadth short dress, beat leggings.When their night before last led river, a lot of the same clothes flowing people to all change a body answered.The thief of the beard got letter, on the parties 100 ride a soldier to left for to intercept, at not far of ex- the Wei mountain beat one or two hour with them.Later on I parties go out brothers, sees a beard a thief lift person's head in succession and ride a horse back, want is that they have no heel beard the thief once exchanged blows and ate big Kui."
The beam greatly strengthens to open widely mouth, the no time for waiting ground shouts loudly:"Go Mo."The bird twists a head to ask him:"Are you affirmative?"The beam is greatly strong whole body dither ground Rang:"Gai's helping early will deliver to lately pack, have been having no money, is this to lately pack?The Niang of An, do they come to do what here?"The country people puts speech in succession, the momentary Xuan clamors Rang, wealthy person shape of old two stop some kind of, loudly say for bird:"A long while ago hear someone spreads to sing anti- song and say what'the officer grow two a long leg of opening mouth, having a meals.Does the grass people's father and mother livings, how could is thrown?Hope our benefactor comes and wholeheartedly kills foeman', this kind of roving bandits is unreliable."He says:"Comes back from authorities dozen affirmation to denounce and punish, rather we have a mountain and is a mountain big king!"
The bird asks that wound:"What about your meaning?"
Harm a panic inside of number to nervously say:"Invite general for smallly make decision."
The bird sees his speech talk realistic, oddly ask:"Why don't chop down a tree to build a raft?Secretly cross river from the strange place?"
Harm number eyes bright several bright, gloomy ask:"Which did you walk?"
The bird heart says:"You ask Lao Tze, who does Lao Tze ask?Lao Tze isn't leading long a horse, does the Jue wear a bottom to climb to arrive your in front all the way?A life time all can travel over of mountain, can pass through as well of river.Contacts several mountains of ten insides ability difficult pour you, does this still need to have the mountain as king?"He helplessly regrets, just say:"A flock of stupid soldier, all she Niang ground and beam Be greatly strong to is stupid to arrive together.I not beg you have already swallowed mountain to put out aqueous bearing, begs to loot next time Related articles:
Bird slightly certain absolute being, conveniently tell him to say:"Who make you sleep inside in the forest?We want to want to turn head to catch up a troops, have to the cook is several days and several nights.If you can not endure any more, don't want with."
Beam is greatly strong to have never thought bird to still need to rush through the road in night, very doubt that he also fears to stay overnight in the forest, connect the voice say:"At the mid-night which all go not get, is snake in Shan-li many."
The bird isn't afraid of his to lend and says:"You feet up don't wear riding boots?"The beam is greatly strong to cut and polish parlance again.Tell:"The snake having hangs in the treetop.You didn't grow Shan-li, really don't know."
The bird sees he guilty become so, comfort say:"The forest isn't difficult to walk, just that Lin Zi is too airtight, come hear thing only have 20 many inside, the road touched once walk around, fully 30 many inside, again curved come curved go to, go up and down, also quickly and in the end.You and I be.Two hours didn't°yet wood, I take you to return to."
The beam greatly strengthens to have to follow him to go before going toward.Say:"This is that you say."
The moon more rises more high, insect Zhi wild wolf Qi roar in night, don't know to leave person's several insides as well, mosquito Weng Weng, croaking of frog repeatedly, two people have to depend on sparse Bian road.Touch to pull, turn over a valley all the way, exactly didn't once know to don't lead two hours as well and saw suddenly a glow-in-the-dark in a mountain Ao.2 people exultation but bottom, the Yan arrives the first fire heap front of, see more than ten persons.
They don't know bird and beam greatly strong background and frightenedly trample fire, the weapon feeling simple and crude asks:"What person?"
The beam is greatly strong also not trust, hurriedly say:"You say first."
Bird disclosure's being both male and female, thinking is to arrive forest to avoid disorderly common people.Say:"You don't have to be afraid, we only pass by here and go to sun once."Talk just and hard, the surroundings is roaring to come 100 people.Hug a big fellow of wealthy person shape for a few country people of head, use torch a show off.Shout loudly:"Is a beard thief."The beam is greatly strong to is anxious to defend, say:"We aren't non-Han nationalities, have you ever seen be like An a beard thief like this ……" wealthy person shape ground relatively has intelligence and give public say:"Really Be different from a beard thief, also have the quite a few the horse.The person of hometowns, our person is many.Kill them.In case walk to expose information."
The beam greatly strengthens to see a person to go toward in succession front of flow out, Cuan's arriving bird in front round is a turn of sword.Blocking to back is public, Rang way:"You still speak is the reasonable not?"The wealthy person sees nearby of the persons all have a little guilty, encourage:"Do not fear.There are their horses, we also have the mountain as king ……"think ascend a short moment, changed a viewpoint suggestion:"Press the rules to do.Seek personal list stem.Rightness.Than the force.Two of you lost to leave, we lost to put you to walk!"Several individuals combine a head to add up, unanimously see toward the waist knife of bird and shout to say:"Can not have the cheapness of weapon."
The bird unexpectatively loots to still want a list to pick and unwillingly promises to say:"It is all right."
The wealthy person peeps out one silk smile, right away twists a head and yells:"What about three Yes.Is old three."
Not big effort, a few country people release the youth of yellow disease that binds a waist, coax a ground of Fu in the ear indiscriminately and inflate to say:"Shutting eyes can also beat to take him."
Around have the quite a few higher big man, but still need to seek one being thin and feeble is sick of youth.Bird momentary believe that youth skill in martial arts to lead a person, hurtled that abnormal state youth to smile to smile and said:"Beat to lose to follow me, how?"That abnormal state youth up and down conjectures bird, the air is rattled.He discovers his own partner to start to be flustered and frustrated and connects a voice Rang way:"Wait for a second, wait for a second first."
The bird lightly saw him all of a sudden and pressed to say:"Have a competition.Who win who."
That youth side backs a side to put a hand and presses in person's heap, the not big effort took the person whom the quite a few takes wound, each had wound, and the wound ties up to tie cotton.For head the man that mourned arm drive the your respectful name"eldest brother", also was like and just don't dare single the youth picking is similar, afraid take the liberty ask:"You can't be our general?"
The bird beat to arouse to work properly and said:"Are you my soldiers?"
For wound of head this descends son to recognize realistically, plop one kneels down, nearby ten several also still hesitate Yu ground to downwards kneel, say:"We the heel general hurt to escape here at the Tang Xuan Zu enemy of, see a beard the thief blockade road and have to the clothes of making change the common people.Came to pay troops to cross river the day before yesterday, I sent the person contacted, can go to then go to, can not go to and then have mountain to fall grass, walking the one step is an one step."His title sees the person of one side that wealthy person shape and says:"He once saved small life and waited with me to become sworn, the second child ."
The bird is unexpectatively to return to general so be worth, turn head and then run into oneself once took of soldier, give him to get up, say:"The other people were all me to die, ten thousand can not walk to expose information, ask for to a fatal disaster for me."Make reference to here, he he's in the minds can not believe and secretly sigh a way:"Thousands persons all record my long be like, arrive where can't be recognized out?See to think that the east that is foolish to arrive river is also difficult, finds out amah them, still need to return steppe."That person freely explains subsequently asking again, saying:"Or the brotherses is hard the general pushes this ……how many persons does the general still have?"
The bird shook to shake head and said:"I which still have what person's horse?All beat to spread."
The person of wealthy person shape hears that the bird has no a soldier and whispers to say:"Zha dozen ground, beat so?"The bird sees his one eye, abashed can not talk.
A few soldiers but on behalf stare, Nu voice Xun responsibility:"You don't know to blather.We this general beat the Tuo cross mountains an old thief to run about aimlessly, the Tuo crosses mountains old thief for revenging, what recruit to all use top."
The bird still doesn't know in the eyes of food for powder, the Tuo crosses mountains Wei Wei to triumph by strategy water mill mountain on the contrary be like at desperation ground revenge oneself, the in the mind is getting more ashamed, calm admit:"The Tuo epilogue Wei Wei is launched troops deceitful, this battle Lao Tze loses admire sincerely to take orally.However Lao Tze sooner or later will beat back of and not only beat back, but also need to beat he old house."Make reference to here, a glow-in-the-dark gleams in his brain, he fiercely thinks of the old house that his own Zu industry and Tuo cross mountains Wei Wei close together, jubilantly happily yell:"I certainly let Tuo epilogue Wei Wei dead have no burial ground!"He swept 1 turn and saw surroundings armed forces and people looking at himself/herself with the adoring look in the eyes and wanted to necessarily believe own of oneself, sink a voice to ask him:"Does Shan-li come to a person's horse?"
Harmed number to order to nod,Cheap Beats By Dre, said:" Ascend many 1000 people, all be dressed in ash breadth short dress, beat leggings.When their night before last led river, a lot of the same clothes flowing people to all change a body answered.The thief of the beard got letter, on the parties 100 ride a soldier to left for to intercept, at not far of ex- the Wei mountain beat one or two hour with them.Later on I parties go out brothers, sees a beard a thief lift person's head in succession and ride a horse back, want is that they have no heel beard the thief once exchanged blows and ate big Kui."
The beam greatly strengthens to open widely mouth, the no time for waiting ground shouts loudly:"Go Mo."The bird twists a head to ask him:"Are you affirmative?"The beam is greatly strong whole body dither ground Rang:"Gai's helping early will deliver to lately pack, have been having no money, is this to lately pack?The Niang of An, do they come to do what here?"The country people puts speech in succession, the momentary Xuan clamors Rang, wealthy person shape of old two stop some kind of, loudly say for bird:"A long while ago hear someone spreads to sing anti- song and say what'the officer grow two a long leg of opening mouth, having a meals.Does the grass people's father and mother livings, how could is thrown?Hope our benefactor comes and wholeheartedly kills foeman', this kind of roving bandits is unreliable."He says:"Comes back from authorities dozen affirmation to denounce and punish, rather we have a mountain and is a mountain big king!"
The bird asks that wound:"What about your meaning?"
Harm a panic inside of number to nervously say:"Invite general for smallly make decision."
The bird sees his speech talk realistic, oddly ask:"Why don't chop down a tree to build a raft?Secretly cross river from the strange place?"
Harm number eyes bright several bright, gloomy ask:"Which did you walk?"
The bird heart says:"You ask Lao Tze, who does Lao Tze ask?Lao Tze isn't leading long a horse, does the Jue wear a bottom to climb to arrive your in front all the way?A life time all can travel over of mountain, can pass through as well of river.Contacts several mountains of ten insides ability difficult pour you, does this still need to have the mountain as king?"He helplessly regrets, just say:"A flock of stupid soldier, all she Niang ground and beam Be greatly strong to is stupid to arrive together.I not beg you have already swallowed mountain to put out aqueous bearing, begs to loot next time Related articles:
2012年10月28日星期日
Beats by Dr Dre solo g rat eye this youn
Exert, at the same time together the voice say:"Chief, we all only!"The chief seems to be pretty much concussion to say:"You all only, that I thoroughly enter(exert)!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1940 to get Piao wonderful pleasant sensation
A male guest in Guangdong to a hotel has a meal, the stewardess carried soup to come up first, but forgot to take a ladle according to his request.Male guest in Guangdong opened for the Rang Rang right away:"The young lady there is no Piao(in fact what he points is a ladle) and give me the Piao!"The attendant quickly went fetch a ladle for him, but forgot to take chopsticks again.This guest immediately again call get up:"Oh, young lady ah, I get Piao again not get pleasant sensation(chopsticks), give me pleasant sensation where!"When the attendant takes good chopsticks for him, he connects over beautiful beautiful the ground ate wined and dined to satiety is going to check of time, unfortunately and at the right moment the power is off.This guest towardsed attendant to scold to open:"Young lady, you here bad, I arrive you come to have a meal here and start having no Piao, afterwards get Piao again not get pleasant sensation, got pleasant sensation and the power is off, you make me grope in the dark(the Cantonese Be"black" to is the meaning of"vagina")!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1941 the soup BE"just"
Have a to lately take a post a head of rural township inspecting in the village, in noon cent just to village master's house in the village, village master not play mahjong at home go to, village master's wife thinks all at noon be good friends with to invite a head of rural township to have a meal so much, ask a head of rural township:"Do you want to eat what?"
The head of rural township says:"Literally eat a point just"
Village master's wife oddness just is what things?Hence make him ask him a daddy,beats by dr dre pro, the son runs village master that asks:Father.Does the mother make me ask you to are what just?.
The village master isn't happy because losing much money is original, see a son vexed he spirit don't beat a , loudly scold:Just the your mama forces.
The son finishes listenning to and then ran to go home to say with his mama.Village master's wife thinks on listenning to, how can this do?
Came eat village master's wife to carry at noon table of one big bowl of soup to say to the head of rural township:"Is really ashamed, "just" kid his daddy still needs to use in the evening, you compromise to drink a point soup "just".
A spool of joke brocade gathers an afraid county magistrate of old cow of chapter 1942
The county magistrate takes small car to outskirts, two cows hold up road, blare a whistle but don't let, the driver shouts loudly:"The county magistrate's car you dare to also block."
Two cows frightened after listenning to and run, the cow asks ox:"What do you run?"
Bull way:"The county magistrate's a day's five edible cow whips."
The ox turns to ask cow:"What do you run?"
Cow asthma hiss Jue:"You don't know this county magistrate can blow to kill ten cows every day!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 1943 Shakespeare
14 Chuans with soldier at firing line negative severely wounded, while life still lingers, the chief asks him:"Do you have the close relatives to what rubbish want to tell you?"The soldier difficultly opens eyes, the Nie Ru writes to say:"What is force?"Finish saying this sentence the soldier namely and sorrily shuts up eyes left him matchless love dearly of world."What is force ah" of the chief officers and men soldier listens to"Shakespeare", to point to fight a member to cry up a way:"You see so-and-so some very good and love literature very much, is about to leave human life, also bear in mind constantly'Shakespeare', everyone is good friends with to study from him so much!"
Afterwards, the soldier's father arrives at troops and ask chief the son Be in the article of death to before leave to what rubbish have no, chief tells him, his son only said a "Shakespeare", once the father listen to and immediately and sadly cried:"My son ah, you lived 20 years old, connect force is what the kinds have never seen, you be really pitiful which!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers first work of chapter 1944 female university student
The female university student is assigned a ranch to do a text member after graduating, she feels boring, request to do physically and interesting of work.Hence, she is sent to a cow to give up to learn Lu milk.
She looking at other people after doing several times hasty arrive at a head of cow side, squatted down body Lu to get up.
After an hour, the other people have already connected full several bucket, can she connects a bucket bottoms and didn't connect enough, hence, she strongly Lu get up.After a short moment, this cow sighed a tone way:"Elder sister, you want to sell sperm!"
A spool of joke brocade's gathering chapter 1945 should recruit
There is one young age girl, see the advertisement with one job advertisement public relations young lady of a company in the doorway, hence follow indoor interview.
Manager a see like this sign of the young lady should recruit, is very happy and start and let, manager says "the request isn't high, write a resume then", the young lady immediately begins, will write the good resume hands over to a manager, manager's seeming to be very is to hard see resume and see and slowly raise head, the Mi wears this not big rat eye, this young lady from head to foot is also saw and see, wriggle his that opens widely a mouth and says"you this first half part is outstanding at 2:00, hair in the second half parts of hair rashness, also have a hole of profoundly exposing!!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1946 a dollar per time
One old man visits prostitute, the prostitute wants 100 dollars to make once.The old man isn't dry, the prostitute inwardly deliberates, the old man is at least old, make to once also want**110 times, the prostitute says:"See you old, cheapness you 1:00, a piece of money**for a while, go or not?"The old man says:"Go."The business talks.Immediately after 2 people take off your coat or gown, the old man takes out to live son from go toward in fill, after going in, embraced a prostitute motionless, the prostitute was just inwardly satisfied:"Do not let you**the 1200 times is just strange!"Waited along while to still disappear old man**.Urge a way:"Hurry hurry, you why motionless?"The old man smiled to smile to say:"I only have a piece of money!Hey Hey"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1947 macho man, he-man and toothpick
At present, there is a parlance, say to is that the computer is omnipotent, connects a man that energy that plays skill son can also measure come out.Three men hear returning so a matter, then deciding to measure oneself to exactly be placed in what level.
Arrive the computer examines of place, the first man goes toward his thing computer steelyard dish ascend on putting, display a row of characters right away on the computer screen:"You are a macho man!"The second man depends on kind ownly put up, the computer screen a little bit ground to a stop for a while, but also displayed a row of characters right away:"You are also quite good, a worth and proud of he-man!"The third man also as usual puts own thing up, didn't expect computer along while after doing not respond and fully leading three to divide many clocks, just display a row of characters on the screen:"Please don't take toothpick to play trick!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1948 my stick in
There is a troops chief that talk a dialect very heavy, therefore, he makes a phone call and then formed interesting news like this:
The chief pickeds up a words tube:"Connect a face(connect) department for me."Words duty member fill a rope to receive to connect a department, discover to have line, say to the chief:"Chief, ashamed, connect a department to have line.""?Have line?That connects a hip(regiment) department for me."Words duty member fill a rope to receive a regiment department, don't think the regiment department also has line and then have to such as actually report chief:"Chief, really ashamed, the regiment department also has line.""?Does the hip(regiment) department also have line?That connects a Yin(camp) department for me."Words duty member fill a rope to receive a camp department, don't accept to think that the camp department also has line, pretty much sorry ground of say to the chiefs:"Chief, really sorry, the camp department also has line."This meeting chief came to fire:"What?Does the Yin(camp) department also have line?That his pull out, my stick in!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers knowledge that chapter 1949 puts
Have a kind of parlance at present now:Husband and wife****insert**of the depth have very great relation with livinging what kind of kid, put shallowly and give birth to a scientist;Put a half, living general knowledge member;Put throughout, give birth to worker's farmer.
There were a rightness of newly married couples to also hear this parlance, wedding night, 2 people**the front formally agree after negotiation:For wanting the kid of a scientist, **put a little.Wait a formal beginning dry after living, the wife feels not to satisfy, say to the husband:"This too not enough meaning, dear of, let us lower Related articles:
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1940 to get Piao wonderful pleasant sensation
A male guest in Guangdong to a hotel has a meal, the stewardess carried soup to come up first, but forgot to take a ladle according to his request.Male guest in Guangdong opened for the Rang Rang right away:"The young lady there is no Piao(in fact what he points is a ladle) and give me the Piao!"The attendant quickly went fetch a ladle for him, but forgot to take chopsticks again.This guest immediately again call get up:"Oh, young lady ah, I get Piao again not get pleasant sensation(chopsticks), give me pleasant sensation where!"When the attendant takes good chopsticks for him, he connects over beautiful beautiful the ground ate wined and dined to satiety is going to check of time, unfortunately and at the right moment the power is off.This guest towardsed attendant to scold to open:"Young lady, you here bad, I arrive you come to have a meal here and start having no Piao, afterwards get Piao again not get pleasant sensation, got pleasant sensation and the power is off, you make me grope in the dark(the Cantonese Be"black" to is the meaning of"vagina")!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1941 the soup BE"just"
Have a to lately take a post a head of rural township inspecting in the village, in noon cent just to village master's house in the village, village master not play mahjong at home go to, village master's wife thinks all at noon be good friends with to invite a head of rural township to have a meal so much, ask a head of rural township:"Do you want to eat what?"
The head of rural township says:"Literally eat a point just"
Village master's wife oddness just is what things?Hence make him ask him a daddy,beats by dr dre pro, the son runs village master that asks:Father.Does the mother make me ask you to are what just?.
The village master isn't happy because losing much money is original, see a son vexed he spirit don't beat a , loudly scold:Just the your mama forces.
The son finishes listenning to and then ran to go home to say with his mama.Village master's wife thinks on listenning to, how can this do?
Came eat village master's wife to carry at noon table of one big bowl of soup to say to the head of rural township:"Is really ashamed, "just" kid his daddy still needs to use in the evening, you compromise to drink a point soup "just".
A spool of joke brocade gathers an afraid county magistrate of old cow of chapter 1942
The county magistrate takes small car to outskirts, two cows hold up road, blare a whistle but don't let, the driver shouts loudly:"The county magistrate's car you dare to also block."
Two cows frightened after listenning to and run, the cow asks ox:"What do you run?"
Bull way:"The county magistrate's a day's five edible cow whips."
The ox turns to ask cow:"What do you run?"
Cow asthma hiss Jue:"You don't know this county magistrate can blow to kill ten cows every day!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 1943 Shakespeare
14 Chuans with soldier at firing line negative severely wounded, while life still lingers, the chief asks him:"Do you have the close relatives to what rubbish want to tell you?"The soldier difficultly opens eyes, the Nie Ru writes to say:"What is force?"Finish saying this sentence the soldier namely and sorrily shuts up eyes left him matchless love dearly of world."What is force ah" of the chief officers and men soldier listens to"Shakespeare", to point to fight a member to cry up a way:"You see so-and-so some very good and love literature very much, is about to leave human life, also bear in mind constantly'Shakespeare', everyone is good friends with to study from him so much!"
Afterwards, the soldier's father arrives at troops and ask chief the son Be in the article of death to before leave to what rubbish have no, chief tells him, his son only said a "Shakespeare", once the father listen to and immediately and sadly cried:"My son ah, you lived 20 years old, connect force is what the kinds have never seen, you be really pitiful which!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers first work of chapter 1944 female university student
The female university student is assigned a ranch to do a text member after graduating, she feels boring, request to do physically and interesting of work.Hence, she is sent to a cow to give up to learn Lu milk.
She looking at other people after doing several times hasty arrive at a head of cow side, squatted down body Lu to get up.
After an hour, the other people have already connected full several bucket, can she connects a bucket bottoms and didn't connect enough, hence, she strongly Lu get up.After a short moment, this cow sighed a tone way:"Elder sister, you want to sell sperm!"
A spool of joke brocade's gathering chapter 1945 should recruit
There is one young age girl, see the advertisement with one job advertisement public relations young lady of a company in the doorway, hence follow indoor interview.
Manager a see like this sign of the young lady should recruit, is very happy and start and let, manager says "the request isn't high, write a resume then", the young lady immediately begins, will write the good resume hands over to a manager, manager's seeming to be very is to hard see resume and see and slowly raise head, the Mi wears this not big rat eye, this young lady from head to foot is also saw and see, wriggle his that opens widely a mouth and says"you this first half part is outstanding at 2:00, hair in the second half parts of hair rashness, also have a hole of profoundly exposing!!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1946 a dollar per time
One old man visits prostitute, the prostitute wants 100 dollars to make once.The old man isn't dry, the prostitute inwardly deliberates, the old man is at least old, make to once also want**110 times, the prostitute says:"See you old, cheapness you 1:00, a piece of money**for a while, go or not?"The old man says:"Go."The business talks.Immediately after 2 people take off your coat or gown, the old man takes out to live son from go toward in fill, after going in, embraced a prostitute motionless, the prostitute was just inwardly satisfied:"Do not let you**the 1200 times is just strange!"Waited along while to still disappear old man**.Urge a way:"Hurry hurry, you why motionless?"The old man smiled to smile to say:"I only have a piece of money!Hey Hey"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1947 macho man, he-man and toothpick
At present, there is a parlance, say to is that the computer is omnipotent, connects a man that energy that plays skill son can also measure come out.Three men hear returning so a matter, then deciding to measure oneself to exactly be placed in what level.
Arrive the computer examines of place, the first man goes toward his thing computer steelyard dish ascend on putting, display a row of characters right away on the computer screen:"You are a macho man!"The second man depends on kind ownly put up, the computer screen a little bit ground to a stop for a while, but also displayed a row of characters right away:"You are also quite good, a worth and proud of he-man!"The third man also as usual puts own thing up, didn't expect computer along while after doing not respond and fully leading three to divide many clocks, just display a row of characters on the screen:"Please don't take toothpick to play trick!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1948 my stick in
There is a troops chief that talk a dialect very heavy, therefore, he makes a phone call and then formed interesting news like this:
The chief pickeds up a words tube:"Connect a face(connect) department for me."Words duty member fill a rope to receive to connect a department, discover to have line, say to the chief:"Chief, ashamed, connect a department to have line.""?Have line?That connects a hip(regiment) department for me."Words duty member fill a rope to receive a regiment department, don't think the regiment department also has line and then have to such as actually report chief:"Chief, really ashamed, the regiment department also has line.""?Does the hip(regiment) department also have line?That connects a Yin(camp) department for me."Words duty member fill a rope to receive a camp department, don't accept to think that the camp department also has line, pretty much sorry ground of say to the chiefs:"Chief, really sorry, the camp department also has line."This meeting chief came to fire:"What?Does the Yin(camp) department also have line?That his pull out, my stick in!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers knowledge that chapter 1949 puts
Have a kind of parlance at present now:Husband and wife****insert**of the depth have very great relation with livinging what kind of kid, put shallowly and give birth to a scientist;Put a half, living general knowledge member;Put throughout, give birth to worker's farmer.
There were a rightness of newly married couples to also hear this parlance, wedding night, 2 people**the front formally agree after negotiation:For wanting the kid of a scientist, **put a little.Wait a formal beginning dry after living, the wife feels not to satisfy, say to the husband:"This too not enough meaning, dear of, let us lower Related articles:
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A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1617 over
In a summer, the Qiong Si goes to the bush of Africa and explores.Misery of is run into anthropophagi tribe, his heart was getting cooler at that time.Send out one to give a deep sigh to the sky:"!Good heavens, this descends me over!"Did not expect but spread the god's voice from the sky:"Not, you the rock that hasn't finish, used your foot at once batter to death the leader of your in front."The Qiong Si right away does accordingly.God this just says:"This descended you to just finish!"He go toward on all sides on seeing, discovers to have more than 100 soils clansmen to be staring at with indignant eyes him.
A spool of joke brocade gathered chapter 1618 God to cry
There are three quasi- fans, the nationality is medium, day, , clay-cold arrived the god's in front at the same time, God said to them:"Press conventionally each of you can ask a question."Japanese fan first asks:"When does Japan get hold of the absolute being cup of devoting major efforts?"God says:"Still it takes 50 years!"Japanese fan flowed to fix attention on tears to leave.Korean fan asked a same question, God said still and wanted for 100 years, and Korean fan equally cried to walk.Chinese fan also asks God:"Devote major efforts absolute being to what day fall China?"God walks to come forward to tightly grasp his hand, God cried.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1619 to repent
The small spring goes to church to seek father to repent:"I commit a crime, I carry the husband establishes relationship with another man and please to my expiation!"
The father asks her:"Took place how many to relate to?"
She answers:"Six times."
The father says very seriously:"That you read out'the Holy Mother praise'2 times Be getting better, so the Holy Mother Maria will forgive you,beats by dr dre pro!"
On the second day, the mermaid also repents to say to the father:"I carry the husband establishes relationship with another man, please atone for sin for me!"
"Took place how many to relate to?"
She says:"Five times."
The father says very seriously:"That you read out'the Holy Mother praise'."Say and then start contemplating.
The mermaid sees father not to talk, ask father to say:"Read out the Holy Mother praise and then can don't need offense?"
The father answered very seriously:"Be not!You then take place once after relating to, return to come to read out here'the Holy Mother praise'2 time, so the Holy Mother Maria will forgive you!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1620 mistake but not mistake
The madam of Cen county in Shaoxing Hou is being pregnant.A day, county Hou line, one person too late evades confrontation with and blocks a way, is bound a mansion.
The Cen county Hou asks him a way:"What are you a stem?"
That person answers:"Fortune-teller."
Jun Hou says:"My madam is getting more pregnant, ask and see, give birth to a boy and give birth to a girl?"(BE give birth to a boy or give birth to a girl)
What that person not understand"give birth to a boy to give birth to a girl" points is what, then and freely say:"The Zhang also wants a lane, the tile also wants a lane."
The county Hou listenned to and thought that he is to talk nonsense, malicious scolded fortune-teller.
But in a little while, the county Hou madam indeed as expected bears one female twins of one male and calculate Gua of therefore the fame greatly flaps.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1621 to read a report
A person of completely illiterate bought a piece of newspaper and did the appearance that reads a report, but he took newspaper to pour."Hey, Sir!"A passer asks him:"Please tell me and have on the report what news?""Yes, and then have an accident.Your lo, train wheel dynasty sky-turn over a car."That person answers a way.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1622 to drink Wan bath water
One farmer invites a half illiteracy, a day hot sun is a head, and he goes into the city.Walk the thirsty tongue is dry, want to seek one water place of selling, suddenly see one one horizontal tablet of hanging before the store, up write:Clear water pond.Originally should be a bathhouse, can he know in the center one word:Water.Affirm to is to sell the place of water, don't let to run a hall to carry water.Shopkeeper Ao however he, allow people to carry one Wan bath water.Is this person where take care of of flavor, Gu several dongs kept on drinking.After once thanking then leave, but cast away Pu in the counter, the shopkeeper sees behind and then send to him before running up.This farmer appreciates very much, say:"Shopkeeper, you that tea still sell at once, have already had a little Sou"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1623 to pay
Aforetime year end, someone is at the person who held the party to invite to once help him in the home and totally invited four guests.Noon, also have one person the non-arrival.Hence soliloquize:"Should come of how still don't come?", Hear this words, one among the guests wishes:"Should come of still not, so am I to should not come?", Hence start to take leave but go to.Its person really regrets that he or she spoke amiss words and said:"Should not walk of walked again", another guest wishes:"Should not walk of walk, seeing to me shoulded walk!", Also take leave but go to.The host see because of oneself's speech carelessly, annoy guest to walk and pretty much regret.The wife also puts blame on him to talk, hence defense way:"What I said isn't them".Once the last guest listen to this words and wish"is not them!That was me!", Hence sighed tone, had already also walked.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1624 to shell onions
Greatly clearly just got married soon.Some night, wife just at kitchen favour Zhao dinner.Is greatly clear for showing consideration to a wife, want to do some family affairs for wife.Wu is say to the dear wife:Is dear, can I help Shi Mo the NULL wife say:See you clumsy of and seek to order the simple, shell onions good.
Greatly thinking this clearly is simple however.However just shell soon, greatly clear be got a tears of a nasal discharge by the Qiang.Wish, this isn't that that Mo is simple, again ashamed asks and has to make a phone call to beg for the reinforcements from old mama to the wife.Old mama says:This permits very much, you shell in the water have to not.Greatly clear Wu is according to Zhao old mama's method, completed the wife's task, happy impending.
On alternate days greatly makes a phone call to say to old mama clearly:Old mama, your method really doesn't depend on, however good although good, slight imperfection of be want to often change spirit, very tiring oh.Old mama says:I ㄌㄟ
A spool of joke brocade gathers the secret of chapter 1625 longevity
A citizen just celebrated their own 100-year-old birthdays, a reporter ascended door to cover him.
"Your thinking is the reason why to make you such longevity?"The reporter asks.
The old man wanted to think and by hand knocked table, one word a ground says:
"I never smoke to drink and never eat and drink too much at one meal and always get up during 6:00 of morning."
The "but, " reporter puts forward objection, "I have an uncle, similar to your way of doing, but lives five
It is 10 years old.This
Again is why?"
"He insists of time isn't enough long."The old man calmly answers.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1626 chicken soul to sue in court
There is one that teach a Sir to pay, killed a chicken, cooked a pot of turnip, invited more than 20 students to eat.
The psyche of chicken rather feeling gravamen, sue in court to say to the king of Yan, "my house's host are too stingy!It is often a matter to kill a chicken to pay,
But not should a chicken invite more than 20 guests to eat."
The Yan king doesn't believe, the chicken says:"The turnip can testify."
The king of the Yan lifts turnip to interrogate.
The turnip says:"You this chicken talk too dishonest, that God person pays and only have me in the soup pot and connect a chicken
Of the shadow also have no."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1627 to perfectly lend
A woman who is doing a party wants her husband to lift water pail to run to the sandy beach up to pick up some snails, the husband who with full intention don't wish promised a wife, but this husband met by chance a beautiful girl on the sandy beach ……
On alternate days early in the morning, he wakes up surprised shout:"Be getting over!My wife's party!"He is ten all clotheses, put on they by quickest speed, picked up water pail, rush at a home, because while running too quickly and quickly to come home, he carelessly dropped water pail, making all of families is snails.At this time Related articles:
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1617 over
In a summer, the Qiong Si goes to the bush of Africa and explores.Misery of is run into anthropophagi tribe, his heart was getting cooler at that time.Send out one to give a deep sigh to the sky:"!Good heavens, this descends me over!"Did not expect but spread the god's voice from the sky:"Not, you the rock that hasn't finish, used your foot at once batter to death the leader of your in front."The Qiong Si right away does accordingly.God this just says:"This descended you to just finish!"He go toward on all sides on seeing, discovers to have more than 100 soils clansmen to be staring at with indignant eyes him.
A spool of joke brocade gathered chapter 1618 God to cry
There are three quasi- fans, the nationality is medium, day, , clay-cold arrived the god's in front at the same time, God said to them:"Press conventionally each of you can ask a question."Japanese fan first asks:"When does Japan get hold of the absolute being cup of devoting major efforts?"God says:"Still it takes 50 years!"Japanese fan flowed to fix attention on tears to leave.Korean fan asked a same question, God said still and wanted for 100 years, and Korean fan equally cried to walk.Chinese fan also asks God:"Devote major efforts absolute being to what day fall China?"God walks to come forward to tightly grasp his hand, God cried.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1619 to repent
The small spring goes to church to seek father to repent:"I commit a crime, I carry the husband establishes relationship with another man and please to my expiation!"
The father asks her:"Took place how many to relate to?"
She answers:"Six times."
The father says very seriously:"That you read out'the Holy Mother praise'2 times Be getting better, so the Holy Mother Maria will forgive you,beats by dr dre pro!"
On the second day, the mermaid also repents to say to the father:"I carry the husband establishes relationship with another man, please atone for sin for me!"
"Took place how many to relate to?"
She says:"Five times."
The father says very seriously:"That you read out'the Holy Mother praise'."Say and then start contemplating.
The mermaid sees father not to talk, ask father to say:"Read out the Holy Mother praise and then can don't need offense?"
The father answered very seriously:"Be not!You then take place once after relating to, return to come to read out here'the Holy Mother praise'2 time, so the Holy Mother Maria will forgive you!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1620 mistake but not mistake
The madam of Cen county in Shaoxing Hou is being pregnant.A day, county Hou line, one person too late evades confrontation with and blocks a way, is bound a mansion.
The Cen county Hou asks him a way:"What are you a stem?"
That person answers:"Fortune-teller."
Jun Hou says:"My madam is getting more pregnant, ask and see, give birth to a boy and give birth to a girl?"(BE give birth to a boy or give birth to a girl)
What that person not understand"give birth to a boy to give birth to a girl" points is what, then and freely say:"The Zhang also wants a lane, the tile also wants a lane."
The county Hou listenned to and thought that he is to talk nonsense, malicious scolded fortune-teller.
But in a little while, the county Hou madam indeed as expected bears one female twins of one male and calculate Gua of therefore the fame greatly flaps.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1621 to read a report
A person of completely illiterate bought a piece of newspaper and did the appearance that reads a report, but he took newspaper to pour."Hey, Sir!"A passer asks him:"Please tell me and have on the report what news?""Yes, and then have an accident.Your lo, train wheel dynasty sky-turn over a car."That person answers a way.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1622 to drink Wan bath water
One farmer invites a half illiteracy, a day hot sun is a head, and he goes into the city.Walk the thirsty tongue is dry, want to seek one water place of selling, suddenly see one one horizontal tablet of hanging before the store, up write:Clear water pond.Originally should be a bathhouse, can he know in the center one word:Water.Affirm to is to sell the place of water, don't let to run a hall to carry water.Shopkeeper Ao however he, allow people to carry one Wan bath water.Is this person where take care of of flavor, Gu several dongs kept on drinking.After once thanking then leave, but cast away Pu in the counter, the shopkeeper sees behind and then send to him before running up.This farmer appreciates very much, say:"Shopkeeper, you that tea still sell at once, have already had a little Sou"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1623 to pay
Aforetime year end, someone is at the person who held the party to invite to once help him in the home and totally invited four guests.Noon, also have one person the non-arrival.Hence soliloquize:"Should come of how still don't come?", Hear this words, one among the guests wishes:"Should come of still not, so am I to should not come?", Hence start to take leave but go to.Its person really regrets that he or she spoke amiss words and said:"Should not walk of walked again", another guest wishes:"Should not walk of walk, seeing to me shoulded walk!", Also take leave but go to.The host see because of oneself's speech carelessly, annoy guest to walk and pretty much regret.The wife also puts blame on him to talk, hence defense way:"What I said isn't them".Once the last guest listen to this words and wish"is not them!That was me!", Hence sighed tone, had already also walked.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1624 to shell onions
Greatly clearly just got married soon.Some night, wife just at kitchen favour Zhao dinner.Is greatly clear for showing consideration to a wife, want to do some family affairs for wife.Wu is say to the dear wife:Is dear, can I help Shi Mo the NULL wife say:See you clumsy of and seek to order the simple, shell onions good.
Greatly thinking this clearly is simple however.However just shell soon, greatly clear be got a tears of a nasal discharge by the Qiang.Wish, this isn't that that Mo is simple, again ashamed asks and has to make a phone call to beg for the reinforcements from old mama to the wife.Old mama says:This permits very much, you shell in the water have to not.Greatly clear Wu is according to Zhao old mama's method, completed the wife's task, happy impending.
On alternate days greatly makes a phone call to say to old mama clearly:Old mama, your method really doesn't depend on, however good although good, slight imperfection of be want to often change spirit, very tiring oh.Old mama says:I ㄌㄟ
A spool of joke brocade gathers the secret of chapter 1625 longevity
A citizen just celebrated their own 100-year-old birthdays, a reporter ascended door to cover him.
"Your thinking is the reason why to make you such longevity?"The reporter asks.
The old man wanted to think and by hand knocked table, one word a ground says:
"I never smoke to drink and never eat and drink too much at one meal and always get up during 6:00 of morning."
The "but, " reporter puts forward objection, "I have an uncle, similar to your way of doing, but lives five
It is 10 years old.This
Again is why?"
"He insists of time isn't enough long."The old man calmly answers.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1626 chicken soul to sue in court
There is one that teach a Sir to pay, killed a chicken, cooked a pot of turnip, invited more than 20 students to eat.
The psyche of chicken rather feeling gravamen, sue in court to say to the king of Yan, "my house's host are too stingy!It is often a matter to kill a chicken to pay,
But not should a chicken invite more than 20 guests to eat."
The Yan king doesn't believe, the chicken says:"The turnip can testify."
The king of the Yan lifts turnip to interrogate.
The turnip says:"You this chicken talk too dishonest, that God person pays and only have me in the soup pot and connect a chicken
Of the shadow also have no."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1627 to perfectly lend
A woman who is doing a party wants her husband to lift water pail to run to the sandy beach up to pick up some snails, the husband who with full intention don't wish promised a wife, but this husband met by chance a beautiful girl on the sandy beach ……
On alternate days early in the morning, he wakes up surprised shout:"Be getting over!My wife's party!"He is ten all clotheses, put on they by quickest speed, picked up water pail, rush at a home, because while running too quickly and quickly to come home, he carelessly dropped water pail, making all of families is snails.At this time Related articles:
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Engrave, have no at leisure environment.The boudoir Gu treasure jade, water Hu west the door celebrate.Oneself Yue:"Being small to living is lucky."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 4 Peking Man VS person in Shanghai
When rascal thoroughly bored, a Shanghai rascal and a Peking rascal chewed the fat.
Person in Shanghai:What divertive place does Peking have?
Peking Man:Also press the door, National Palace Museam for the sky, Altar of Heaven, the Great Wall, Summer Palace, Hsiangshan, 13 lings and those places in the North Sea.
Person in Shanghai:Oh, those places I on TV once saw.Sixer than our Shanghai's mouth is bad far.
Peking Man:BE?
Person in Shanghai:You what big author does in Peking lead?
Peking Man:Ancient good elephant over a , call pass man Qing.Declare to is "Shakespeare" of east
Person in Shanghai:Being worse than Zhang Ai Ling in our Shanghai is far.Your Peking have no modern writer?
Peking Man:The rascal writer that lead one to call Wang Shuo of the modern good elephant.
Person in Shanghai:Being worse than the Wei Hui of our Shanghai is far.That"sex" describes.Ah, the athlete of your Peking how?
Peking Man:Athletics I don't really understand, the good elephant has one calls Xie Jun of, after taking a few chesses.
Person in Shanghai:That He Zhi Li who compares our Shanghai, call knoll Zhi beautiful now not bad far.The Japanese all specially like her.What about your Xie Jun?
Peking Man:The Japanese doesn't like her, can wear Bai at the home cat of Peking.
Person in Shanghai:Is the performance star of your Peking many?
Peking Man:The good elephant has a call Li Lian Jie of silly boy, nothing important skill, the slice of just several USD 1,000,000 Chou, can be coming to Wu so much blind mix.
Person in Shanghai:That Chen Chong who compares our Shanghai is bad far.The slice that don't see Chen hurtling Chou is pretty much also Li Lian Jie of a, but our Chen Chong dares to take off!
Peking Man:I specially like to see Chen blunt of take off a drama.
Person in Shanghai:Did your Peking have no an another performance star?
Peking Man:The good elephant still has the Wang Fei , chapter son the Yi.However all nothing important reputation.
Person in Shanghai:Is the science and technology elite of that your Peking many?
Peking Man:There are 100 several academicians, the good elephant takes up 1/3 of the whole country strong.
Person in Shanghai:That can not be regarded as Peking, should press the original domicile to calculate.
Peking Man:Oh, sorry.
Person in Shanghai:Do I hear eunuch in Peking?
Peking Man:Their original domiciles weren't Peking, all clean to after death send to Peking.
Person in Shanghai:Can not say so, international usual practice is where work, life, be which of person.
Peking Man:That why does the academician press the original domicile to calculate?
Person in Shanghai:Does the eunuch ability and academician compare?The academician only believes in to show off Zu, eunuch who contend for with Peking?
Peking Man:That the academician for working in Shanghai, all of original domiciles is where of ah?
Person in Shanghai:No matter where original domicile is, we all take care of them to call a "new" Shanghai person.
Peking Man:That the north peasant worker of Su for working in Shanghai and Anhui peasant worker?Do they also call a "new" Shanghai person?
Person in Shanghai:Be not, be not, they return call other parts of country peasant worker.
Peking Man:Understood, no wonder that does person in Shanghai always say his/her own character Gao?BE calculate so!
Person in Shanghai:Understood, your Peking Man is stupid, cover"big theater" all lets other parts of country the person discuss in succession.In fact your Peking Man also lives not to go in.Your Peking Man gets to"big theater" in enjoy a play not to must also buy a ticket?
Peking Man:Hi, the center wants to cover of, what way do we have?The somebody else scolds and then scold Bai.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 5 knight errant and advertisement
1.The gold deer destroys insects to annoy fog
Inside the Xiang sun city.A mosquito is flown, Ding on Guo Po Lu's face, Guo Po Lu exclaims 1:"Dad there is assassin.Guo Jing:"Kang Long You Hui", a Zhang claps toward Guo Po Lu's face up.Guo Po Lu Wu's writing is clapped a swollen face:"Dad, the assassin ran.""Want to run?Have no so easily.", Huang Rong takes out 1 to destroy insects to annoy fog, dynasty once the air spray, the mosquito falls in in succession.Huang Rong:"The gold deer destroys insects to annoy fog, efficiently not poisonous, the sworn enemies of pest, family of good assistant."
2.It covers in the cover
Wu Dang Shan.Severals humiliate the senior younger brother whom the piece didn't hate and is humiliating him at ordinary times.Sees the piece having never hated to spring up severals to fly leg to kick all of them to pour.If week Zhi:"!Don't hate, you were excellent, I like you, you now how so does the Li harm?"The piece didn't hate:"I saw doctor, the doctor said what typhoid what I get is, but bone soft, must repair calcium.Ever since I took to cover in the cover of Harbin-made medicine six factories, the waist wasn't sour, the back isn't painful, disease also like, walk also Be getting more powerful, also learned an effort with grandfather".(Many senior what younger brother frightenned run to have no an escaping of life.)
3.red cow beverage
Medicine Wang Gu.Distance's working properly a vegetable is growing herb medicine.The beard Fei saw and walked over to once connect her hoe head, the stem had to live.The distance works properly a vegetable to wipe perspiration for beard Fei, and then once passes one cup tea and sang a way:"Comrade's elder brother, please drink cup tea, please drink cup tea ……" beard Fei shakes, from the burden in took out a bottle of beverage,Beats By Dr Dre Solo, the Yang drank an one mouthful, beautiful the United States of shut eyes way:"Thirst, Be getting more tired, trap, will drink a red cow."
4.good beautiful skin care frost
Constellation parties just at behind make track for to kill.Falsely the bamboo has to carry Mt. Heaven kid Mu to run about wildly between the mountain.Jumped from the flank suddenly three beauties, is purple, Wang Yu how, dream Gu.Purple:"Let go of kid Mu."Falsely bamboo:"The misses don't commit tomfoolery, the situation is urgent, step aside quickly."Wang Yu how:"Say so much, say so much, as long as kid Mu retain youthful looks the airtight Ji of Shu speaks, we give way."Sees once the kid's Mu hand tremble, three concealed weapons have already broken empty fly to the cave in three Tans of beauties.Three beauties are also remarkable, without extra trouble on taking out, respectively connect concealed weapon at Xian hand in.It all originally is good beautiful skin care frost.Kid Mu:"Because I used good beautiful skin care frost, good beautiful skin care frost, this year 20, next year 18.""", Three beauties spring up, stepped aside road
5.strange saint capsule
Six fairies in the peach valley are exactly disputing who is an eldest brother, at this time, daddy Tao's mama Tao appeared.Mama Tao:"The silly kid don't contend for, who big who small didn't relate to, importance of is that you have to remember, manself-renewal."Daddy Tao:"To, manself-renewal, ever since that time took a strange saint capsule, my self-renewal hold out for long time."
6.brain platinum
The Chinese New Year will go to, the firecracker rings indiscriminately everywhere.Guo Jing, Huang Rong takes boat into a peach blossom island.Huang Rong:"Dad, elder brother Jing sent gift for you to come."Yellow apothecary:"This stupid thing, don't know that my yellow apothecary most hates these heavy text Ru stanza" Guo Jing:"Dad, this is the brain platinum!"Yellow apothecary:"!"BE about to stretch hand to take, suddenly surrounded in the old urchin of peach blossom island to jump out, an once robbed a gift, called a way:"The this year Chinese New Year doesn't give presents and gives presents to send brain platinum, Huang Lao Xie, you don't want, that gives me!"
7.Nokia cellular phone
Black wood Ya.
Allow Ying Ying difficult produce, many heros feel helpless.Everyone thoughted of even 1.(is even a correct is moving back and forth herb medicine)The elder square of Shaolin Temple just calls even 1 with"the lion roars".(even 1 didn't respond)Make fox blunt to call even 1 with"a long distance spreads a sound".(even 1 didn't respond)Everyone urgently gets the ant of elephant hot nest, accounts to have no to urgently and in a hurry run to come in and takes out a cellular phone to stir a dozen."Di bell ……", an even of the cellular phone rang, he opened a cellular phone:"Like, I come right away."Everyone surrounded to account to have no Shi Kan his cellular phone and account have no:"Nokia cellular phone, on pulling out for, Nokia cellular phone, science and technology makes people the center."
8.the toxic substance elimination keep a Yan capsule
Unique feeling valley.
Yang Guo:"Aunt, the antidote of this feeling flower poison uses for you."Little Long Nyu:"Should lead son to use not."Yang Guo:"Aunt namely however need not, I threw it, I want with aunt live and die together."Finish saying to throw down the antidote mountain Ya.Little Long Nyu:"Lead Related articles:
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 4 Peking Man VS person in Shanghai
When rascal thoroughly bored, a Shanghai rascal and a Peking rascal chewed the fat.
Person in Shanghai:What divertive place does Peking have?
Peking Man:Also press the door, National Palace Museam for the sky, Altar of Heaven, the Great Wall, Summer Palace, Hsiangshan, 13 lings and those places in the North Sea.
Person in Shanghai:Oh, those places I on TV once saw.Sixer than our Shanghai's mouth is bad far.
Peking Man:BE?
Person in Shanghai:You what big author does in Peking lead?
Peking Man:Ancient good elephant over a , call pass man Qing.Declare to is "Shakespeare" of east
Person in Shanghai:Being worse than Zhang Ai Ling in our Shanghai is far.Your Peking have no modern writer?
Peking Man:The rascal writer that lead one to call Wang Shuo of the modern good elephant.
Person in Shanghai:Being worse than the Wei Hui of our Shanghai is far.That"sex" describes.Ah, the athlete of your Peking how?
Peking Man:Athletics I don't really understand, the good elephant has one calls Xie Jun of, after taking a few chesses.
Person in Shanghai:That He Zhi Li who compares our Shanghai, call knoll Zhi beautiful now not bad far.The Japanese all specially like her.What about your Xie Jun?
Peking Man:The Japanese doesn't like her, can wear Bai at the home cat of Peking.
Person in Shanghai:Is the performance star of your Peking many?
Peking Man:The good elephant has a call Li Lian Jie of silly boy, nothing important skill, the slice of just several USD 1,000,000 Chou, can be coming to Wu so much blind mix.
Person in Shanghai:That Chen Chong who compares our Shanghai is bad far.The slice that don't see Chen hurtling Chou is pretty much also Li Lian Jie of a, but our Chen Chong dares to take off!
Peking Man:I specially like to see Chen blunt of take off a drama.
Person in Shanghai:Did your Peking have no an another performance star?
Peking Man:The good elephant still has the Wang Fei , chapter son the Yi.However all nothing important reputation.
Person in Shanghai:Is the science and technology elite of that your Peking many?
Peking Man:There are 100 several academicians, the good elephant takes up 1/3 of the whole country strong.
Person in Shanghai:That can not be regarded as Peking, should press the original domicile to calculate.
Peking Man:Oh, sorry.
Person in Shanghai:Do I hear eunuch in Peking?
Peking Man:Their original domiciles weren't Peking, all clean to after death send to Peking.
Person in Shanghai:Can not say so, international usual practice is where work, life, be which of person.
Peking Man:That why does the academician press the original domicile to calculate?
Person in Shanghai:Does the eunuch ability and academician compare?The academician only believes in to show off Zu, eunuch who contend for with Peking?
Peking Man:That the academician for working in Shanghai, all of original domiciles is where of ah?
Person in Shanghai:No matter where original domicile is, we all take care of them to call a "new" Shanghai person.
Peking Man:That the north peasant worker of Su for working in Shanghai and Anhui peasant worker?Do they also call a "new" Shanghai person?
Person in Shanghai:Be not, be not, they return call other parts of country peasant worker.
Peking Man:Understood, no wonder that does person in Shanghai always say his/her own character Gao?BE calculate so!
Person in Shanghai:Understood, your Peking Man is stupid, cover"big theater" all lets other parts of country the person discuss in succession.In fact your Peking Man also lives not to go in.Your Peking Man gets to"big theater" in enjoy a play not to must also buy a ticket?
Peking Man:Hi, the center wants to cover of, what way do we have?The somebody else scolds and then scold Bai.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 5 knight errant and advertisement
1.The gold deer destroys insects to annoy fog
Inside the Xiang sun city.A mosquito is flown, Ding on Guo Po Lu's face, Guo Po Lu exclaims 1:"Dad there is assassin.Guo Jing:"Kang Long You Hui", a Zhang claps toward Guo Po Lu's face up.Guo Po Lu Wu's writing is clapped a swollen face:"Dad, the assassin ran.""Want to run?Have no so easily.", Huang Rong takes out 1 to destroy insects to annoy fog, dynasty once the air spray, the mosquito falls in in succession.Huang Rong:"The gold deer destroys insects to annoy fog, efficiently not poisonous, the sworn enemies of pest, family of good assistant."
2.It covers in the cover
Wu Dang Shan.Severals humiliate the senior younger brother whom the piece didn't hate and is humiliating him at ordinary times.Sees the piece having never hated to spring up severals to fly leg to kick all of them to pour.If week Zhi:"!Don't hate, you were excellent, I like you, you now how so does the Li harm?"The piece didn't hate:"I saw doctor, the doctor said what typhoid what I get is, but bone soft, must repair calcium.Ever since I took to cover in the cover of Harbin-made medicine six factories, the waist wasn't sour, the back isn't painful, disease also like, walk also Be getting more powerful, also learned an effort with grandfather".(Many senior what younger brother frightenned run to have no an escaping of life.)
3.red cow beverage
Medicine Wang Gu.Distance's working properly a vegetable is growing herb medicine.The beard Fei saw and walked over to once connect her hoe head, the stem had to live.The distance works properly a vegetable to wipe perspiration for beard Fei, and then once passes one cup tea and sang a way:"Comrade's elder brother, please drink cup tea, please drink cup tea ……" beard Fei shakes, from the burden in took out a bottle of beverage,Beats By Dr Dre Solo, the Yang drank an one mouthful, beautiful the United States of shut eyes way:"Thirst, Be getting more tired, trap, will drink a red cow."
4.good beautiful skin care frost
Constellation parties just at behind make track for to kill.Falsely the bamboo has to carry Mt. Heaven kid Mu to run about wildly between the mountain.Jumped from the flank suddenly three beauties, is purple, Wang Yu how, dream Gu.Purple:"Let go of kid Mu."Falsely bamboo:"The misses don't commit tomfoolery, the situation is urgent, step aside quickly."Wang Yu how:"Say so much, say so much, as long as kid Mu retain youthful looks the airtight Ji of Shu speaks, we give way."Sees once the kid's Mu hand tremble, three concealed weapons have already broken empty fly to the cave in three Tans of beauties.Three beauties are also remarkable, without extra trouble on taking out, respectively connect concealed weapon at Xian hand in.It all originally is good beautiful skin care frost.Kid Mu:"Because I used good beautiful skin care frost, good beautiful skin care frost, this year 20, next year 18.""", Three beauties spring up, stepped aside road
5.strange saint capsule
Six fairies in the peach valley are exactly disputing who is an eldest brother, at this time, daddy Tao's mama Tao appeared.Mama Tao:"The silly kid don't contend for, who big who small didn't relate to, importance of is that you have to remember, man
6.brain platinum
The Chinese New Year will go to, the firecracker rings indiscriminately everywhere.Guo Jing, Huang Rong takes boat into a peach blossom island.Huang Rong:"Dad, elder brother Jing sent gift for you to come."Yellow apothecary:"This stupid thing, don't know that my yellow apothecary most hates these heavy text Ru stanza" Guo Jing:"Dad, this is the brain platinum!"Yellow apothecary:"!"BE about to stretch hand to take, suddenly surrounded in the old urchin of peach blossom island to jump out, an once robbed a gift, called a way:"The this year Chinese New Year doesn't give presents and gives presents to send brain platinum, Huang Lao Xie, you don't want, that gives me!"
7.Nokia cellular phone
Black wood Ya.
Allow Ying Ying difficult produce, many heros feel helpless.Everyone thoughted of even 1.(is even a correct is moving back and forth herb medicine)The elder square of Shaolin Temple just calls even 1 with"the lion roars".(even 1 didn't respond)Make fox blunt to call even 1 with"a long distance spreads a sound".(even 1 didn't respond)Everyone urgently gets the ant of elephant hot nest, accounts to have no to urgently and in a hurry run to come in and takes out a cellular phone to stir a dozen."Di bell ……", an even of the cellular phone rang, he opened a cellular phone:"Like, I come right away."Everyone surrounded to account to have no Shi Kan his cellular phone and account have no:"Nokia cellular phone, on pulling out for, Nokia cellular phone, science and technology makes people the center."
8.the toxic substance elimination keep a Yan capsule
Unique feeling valley.
Yang Guo:"Aunt, the antidote of this feeling flower poison uses for you."Little Long Nyu:"Should lead son to use not."Yang Guo:"Aunt namely however need not, I threw it, I want with aunt live and die together."Finish saying to throw down the antidote mountain Ya.Little Long Nyu:"Lead Related articles:
beats by dr dre pro aw a burst of the y
Understand, be say, the side watches television and need a side to drink, otherwise watch a not good television
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When a couple together had a meal, the husband spoke of to eat through, say:"ate a pig brain is to repair a brain, eating the pig's knuckles is to grow physique, in fine eat what repair what."His wife buys pig heart for him on the second day, the liver of pig eats for him.Her husband asks her today why buy pig heart, the liver of pig eats for me, his wife says:"peacetime you to me have no heart have no liver of, I buy pig heart today the liver of pig repairs this for you have no heart have no the person of liver!"
The pants of the text chapter 4136 childrens/Niangs/you were also pulled out hair
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:17 chapter word numbers:675
The father gets off work to go home.His children rounds Long to come over, in sequence the preface makes collective report oneself did in the home what live.
"I cleaned all discs."The eldest brother says.
"I put on them all dry."Is old two say.
"I put them to the bowl to go to in the cabinet."Is old three say.
Finally, it's the female kid of age's least's turn, she is shy with stranger to living ground to say:"I, I accepted fragments to all pick it up."
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A person specially cares for the face, although the home is very poor,always love to show before person, he always loves to take a piece of lard to put on a mouth, then arrive every day the outside says to eat with other people of what what good thing, on the first, he is showing outside the family, his son rushes out from the home and says to him, :"Father,beats by dr dre pro, not like, the cat put on the oil of mouth to you to steal, ", this person ask you the Niang how to don't make track for?Son:"Are not the pants of Niang that are you dressed in?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ms. Wang, the love keeps a pet, once she kept a parrot.This parrot loves to talk especially and only see what will definitely say what?
A day, Ms. Wang just got off work to go home, tired then last the bathroom took a shower, she in a hurry turned on water and then took off clothes to take a shower right away, suddenly thought of the clothes that haven't taken to wear and then bound bath towel.Just came out doorway, that bath towel dropped down, that parrot stimulated and shouted loudly at this time:"I~see~!I saw!".Ms. Wang's fire, simply pull out all of the hairs of parrot light, the parrot was barren.
Arrives at Ms. Wang's house to play for a day, Ms. Wang's friend Zhang San, , that parrot stares at Zhang San that bald keep jumping, when Zhang San arrive at a birdcage to want to see parrot beside, that parrot sways a head to gather together small voice of Zhang San's ear to say:"You~~~~Also see?"
The text chapter 4137 is salty to die he/good and wise/lazy son
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:17 chapter word numbers:483
Two brothers prosperous good rice, toghter ask a father:"Father, what vegetables descend rice?"
The father pointed to point to hang in the pickle fish on the dining table and said:"You see one eye pickle fish, have rice!"
Saw a burst of, the younger brother sudden Rang got up:"Father, the elder brothers saw more one eye."
The father comforts him to say:"Let he go to salty dead!"
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One Piao the guest arrive night club to seek a young lady and ask:Have an understanding wife and loving mother type?The young ladies raise hand together;The Piao guest surprisedly asks:All of you are understanding wife and loving mothers, originally and all dissolutely arrive where go to?The young ladies together answer:Also be all doing understanding wife and loving mother in the home.
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One kid reads at home, thirsty.Son:"The mother pours cup tea for me!"Mother:"Oneself affair do-it-yourself, oneself comes to pour!"About led for 5 minutes ……son:"Father pours cup tea for me!!!"Father:"You pour by yourself, otherwise I beat you!!"Led for 5 minutes again ……son:"Father~~~~~~~~~You conveniently poured the cup tea to me while coming to beat me!"
The text chapter 4138 studies hen/again come a /they not afraid rain sprinkle
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:18 chapter word numbers:527
Mother:"Being small is clear, you eat sugar why not does the cent eat for kid sister younger sister?You see the old hen find out a small insect and entirely eat for chick, you the study's hen!"Is small clear:"It is all right.If I find out a small insect, it also entirely gives the kid sister the younger sister to eat."
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Especially the Lang arrives theater to see a performance together with mother, whenever a program complete, under the set of the audience always shout loudly:"Come to 1 again!"
Especially the Lang curiously asks:"Mother, is this what mean?"
The mother answers:"BE mean to welcome to the actor."
Soon, especially the father of Lang comes back from the abroad.Especially the Lang arrives together with the mother wharf to greet.When especially the Lang sees father stand down gangway, keep shouting loudly:"Come to 1 again!Again come a……"
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The maternal grandmother age is getting older, the brain isn't specially either make, among the daily life usually make some jokes ……
One day the maternal grandmother finally forbids not to live to ask me:"Granddaughter, says in television that there is thunder shower in cloth place in the bureau can can see chairman Jiang over there every day, they aren't afraid to let rain to sprinkled to break down ……"
The text chapter 4139 eats fish and eats a chicken/size how much/sense of hearing like this
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:19 chapter word numbers:932
Kid:"Father, father of small China swims to visit of can like, you how can't?"Father:"Father of small China always eats fish, so will swim, father hardly eats fish, how can swimming?"Kid:"But, father always eats a chicken, how do I always have never seen you laying egg?"
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One unmarried daughter-in-law of bureau chief came to house for the first time have a meal, seat bureau chief Jian thinks some kind of elegant, then let everyone by turn write a poem, the sentence wants in order took "size how much", could not made drink wine as forfeit.New daughter-in-law because of bureau chief grandfather just from the briefcase in take out 10,000 dollars made for her to meet a gift, the in the mind was very happy to then take briefcase as to make a head poem-"pushed open greatly, closed small, packed money used much, packed official document used little".Once the bureau chief listen to and wish although this poem is a bit vulgar,return to calculate much to the point.
Son due to just getting a style son with the bureau chief's Company's seal the heart contained emotional stirrings and then used the bureau chief's Company's seal made for a -"the income was big, the expenses was small, the private affairs was much used, the public affairs was used littlely".Once the bureau chief listen to, son not the Kui is his/her own successor, say really very clearly.He a happy, then have some to be dizzy with success, pushed to nearby have no for a while how much cultural wife say:"Should you.Could not make and then punish!"Deeply wear to look down upon in the speech.
Bureau chief wife has some animation, at the beginning a bureau chief is still a clerk of time, to own of have no culture don't abandon as well, can now whole day at outside romantic, not oneself and house be return to matter.Thought of this, then neglect many come a -"cellular phone, the small Mi is small, at outside the sleeping is many, go to bed at home little".The bureau chief listenned to, face a sink:Like, you old bad old woman, unexpectedly dare so smelly I, peacetime Related articles:
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When a couple together had a meal, the husband spoke of to eat through, say:"ate a pig brain is to repair a brain, eating the pig's knuckles is to grow physique, in fine eat what repair what."His wife buys pig heart for him on the second day, the liver of pig eats for him.Her husband asks her today why buy pig heart, the liver of pig eats for me, his wife says:"peacetime you to me have no heart have no liver of, I buy pig heart today the liver of pig repairs this for you have no heart have no the person of liver!"
The pants of the text chapter 4136 childrens/Niangs/you were also pulled out hair
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:17 chapter word numbers:675
The father gets off work to go home.His children rounds Long to come over, in sequence the preface makes collective report oneself did in the home what live.
"I cleaned all discs."The eldest brother says.
"I put on them all dry."Is old two say.
"I put them to the bowl to go to in the cabinet."Is old three say.
Finally, it's the female kid of age's least's turn, she is shy with stranger to living ground to say:"I, I accepted fragments to all pick it up."
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A person specially cares for the face, although the home is very poor,always love to show before person, he always loves to take a piece of lard to put on a mouth, then arrive every day the outside says to eat with other people of what what good thing, on the first, he is showing outside the family, his son rushes out from the home and says to him, :"Father,beats by dr dre pro, not like, the cat put on the oil of mouth to you to steal, ", this person ask you the Niang how to don't make track for?Son:"Are not the pants of Niang that are you dressed in?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ms. Wang, the love keeps a pet, once she kept a parrot.This parrot loves to talk especially and only see what will definitely say what?
A day, Ms. Wang just got off work to go home, tired then last the bathroom took a shower, she in a hurry turned on water and then took off clothes to take a shower right away, suddenly thought of the clothes that haven't taken to wear and then bound bath towel.Just came out doorway, that bath towel dropped down, that parrot stimulated and shouted loudly at this time:"I~see~!I saw!".Ms. Wang's fire, simply pull out all of the hairs of parrot light, the parrot was barren.
Arrives at Ms. Wang's house to play for a day, Ms. Wang's friend Zhang San, , that parrot stares at Zhang San that bald keep jumping, when Zhang San arrive at a birdcage to want to see parrot beside, that parrot sways a head to gather together small voice of Zhang San's ear to say:"You~~~~Also see?"
The text chapter 4137 is salty to die he/good and wise/lazy son
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:17 chapter word numbers:483
Two brothers prosperous good rice, toghter ask a father:"Father, what vegetables descend rice?"
The father pointed to point to hang in the pickle fish on the dining table and said:"You see one eye pickle fish, have rice!"
Saw a burst of, the younger brother sudden Rang got up:"Father, the elder brothers saw more one eye."
The father comforts him to say:"Let he go to salty dead!"
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One Piao the guest arrive night club to seek a young lady and ask:Have an understanding wife and loving mother type?The young ladies raise hand together;The Piao guest surprisedly asks:All of you are understanding wife and loving mothers, originally and all dissolutely arrive where go to?The young ladies together answer:Also be all doing understanding wife and loving mother in the home.
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One kid reads at home, thirsty.Son:"The mother pours cup tea for me!"Mother:"Oneself affair do-it-yourself, oneself comes to pour!"About led for 5 minutes ……son:"Father pours cup tea for me!!!"Father:"You pour by yourself, otherwise I beat you!!"Led for 5 minutes again ……son:"Father~~~~~~~~~You conveniently poured the cup tea to me while coming to beat me!"
The text chapter 4138 studies hen/again come a /they not afraid rain sprinkle
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:18 chapter word numbers:527
Mother:"Being small is clear, you eat sugar why not does the cent eat for kid sister younger sister?You see the old hen find out a small insect and entirely eat for chick, you the study's hen!"Is small clear:"It is all right.If I find out a small insect, it also entirely gives the kid sister the younger sister to eat."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Especially the Lang arrives theater to see a performance together with mother, whenever a program complete, under the set of the audience always shout loudly:"Come to 1 again!"
Especially the Lang curiously asks:"Mother, is this what mean?"
The mother answers:"BE mean to welcome to the actor."
Soon, especially the father of Lang comes back from the abroad.Especially the Lang arrives together with the mother wharf to greet.When especially the Lang sees father stand down gangway, keep shouting loudly:"Come to 1 again!Again come a……"
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The maternal grandmother age is getting older, the brain isn't specially either make, among the daily life usually make some jokes ……
One day the maternal grandmother finally forbids not to live to ask me:"Granddaughter, says in television that there is thunder shower in cloth place in the bureau can can see chairman Jiang over there every day, they aren't afraid to let rain to sprinkled to break down ……"
The text chapter 4139 eats fish and eats a chicken/size how much/sense of hearing like this
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:19 chapter word numbers:932
Kid:"Father, father of small China swims to visit of can like, you how can't?"Father:"Father of small China always eats fish, so will swim, father hardly eats fish, how can swimming?"Kid:"But, father always eats a chicken, how do I always have never seen you laying egg?"
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One unmarried daughter-in-law of bureau chief came to house for the first time have a meal, seat bureau chief Jian thinks some kind of elegant, then let everyone by turn write a poem, the sentence wants in order took "size how much", could not made drink wine as forfeit.New daughter-in-law because of bureau chief grandfather just from the briefcase in take out 10,000 dollars made for her to meet a gift, the in the mind was very happy to then take briefcase as to make a head poem-"pushed open greatly, closed small, packed money used much, packed official document used little".Once the bureau chief listen to and wish although this poem is a bit vulgar,return to calculate much to the point.
Son due to just getting a style son with the bureau chief's Company's seal the heart contained emotional stirrings and then used the bureau chief's Company's seal made for a -"the income was big, the expenses was small, the private affairs was much used, the public affairs was used littlely".Once the bureau chief listen to, son not the Kui is his/her own successor, say really very clearly.He a happy, then have some to be dizzy with success, pushed to nearby have no for a while how much cultural wife say:"Should you.Could not make and then punish!"Deeply wear to look down upon in the speech.
Bureau chief wife has some animation, at the beginning a bureau chief is still a clerk of time, to own of have no culture don't abandon as well, can now whole day at outside romantic, not oneself and house be return to matter.Thought of this, then neglect many come a -"cellular phone, the small Mi is small, at outside the sleeping is many, go to bed at home little".The bureau chief listenned to, face a sink:Like, you old bad old woman, unexpectedly dare so smelly I, peacetime Related articles:
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The chicken of small clear house is under the small bright home an egg, is the egg a whose?
Answer:
Egg is under the chicken, certainly is a chicken.
The leg of hen why shorter than the rooster's?
Answer:
Because the hen wants to lay egg, leg's growing will make the egg ground
What things not is the germ still small?
Answer:
The son of germ
The son and the son that dog give birth tos whom the dragon gives birth to have what time dissimilarity
Answer:
Being a little is different.The son whom the dragon gives birth to calls prince, the dog gives birth to of the son call dog son
Had a class bell to rang, but have no a person into the classroom.This is why?
Answer:
It is an athletics lesson.
The old king works not and hard, but can rise steadily every day, why?
Answer:
Go to work by elevator
Little driver Lee sees a monkey squat down in the treetop, why did little driver Lee come to a stop the car?
Answer:
Because little driver Lee is the bottom of monkey as red light.
When someone knocks on door, will you in no case say to just come in?
Answer:
You are while going to the stool in toilet
Why does the big wild goose always want into south to fly in autumn?
Answer:
Because of flying of compare to walk quickly.ok?
What does magnifier have to put not and greatly?
Answer:
Angle
Someone drives rent car to go out, why does the nobody beat a car?
Answer:
What he walk is a superhighway.
Three"wood"s call"Sen", three"person"s call"many", three"ghost"s call what?
Answer:
Help!(Three ghosts, aren't you frightened??)
The little monkey arrives a treetop to take off pumpkin, the slap beats next, how many did ten palms beat?
Answer:
The pumpkin doesn't grow in the treetop.
The little people says:"I have 1 bottle ten thousand dissolve gum.What things meet it in a short instant of then will melt."What flaw do his words have?
Answer:
What container does this kind of thing be used to pack?
What things oneself not big, but it can pack to still want big thing than it, what is what to say ?
Answer:
Television
Cook an egg to take 5 minutes, cook 4 eggs to need how many minutes?
Answer:
Or 5 minutes.
Summer vacation why longer than winter vacation?
Answer:
The hot bulge is cold to shrink
A male cat adds a female cat and beat three words
Answer:
Two cats
What things the elephant just has, while does the another thing have no?
Answer:
The another thing has no small elephant
The brain teasers of the text chapter 261 is 20
Renew time:2009-2-2817:09:31 chapter word numbers:1287
The where is beaten not painful?
Answer:
In the dream.
On the avenue, have personal Yang head to stand.The person of flank thinks hasing what good-looking thing in the sky.All follow to face upward to hope the sky.Can the sky in what also have no.Do you guess that how to say that person?
Answer:
The person in"my nosebleed on the whole lived" says
The Confucius is famous in the world of what house
Answer:
Old family
The person, who sells, knows, the person who buy knows, and the person who use doesn't know.
Answer:
Coffin
Three people match to support a to walk on the road the umbrella, can have no a person drive drenching, why?
Answer:
Don't rain
A today year ago we are all doing the same matter, what matter is your knowing ?
Answer:
Breathe
Is small to famously dive clearly athlete, can one day his standing on three meters plank don't dare to jump, why?
Answer:
Because have no water inside the pond
What life come and then call a king?
Answer:
Xing Wang's person
Sky have no stars, also have no moon, the street lamp of street didn't open.Why have a car can quickly and safely drive?
Answer:
On daytime
In the world what fish two eyes be apart from recently.
Answer:
Minimum fish
Is small bright to want when the police follows the father's footprint, what is his father a stem???
Answer:
Petty thief
Do you have the mountain residue GAO?
Answer:
Is Gao isn't a Gao
Where is the position of the truth ?
Answer:
The truth is omnipresent
Is small to want to dream of clearly true, what is his best way ?
Answer:
Wake up.
An old man leads a birthday, someone wishes his long life, why does the old man kick out him right away?
Answer:
Because that old man is leading a 99-year-old birthday
What tree have no leaf?
Answer:
Withered tree
The front a heap of grass, behind a heap of grass, you saw what spend?
Answer:
Don't spend
The baked wheat cake is expensive gruel still keep being expensive?
Answer:
The thing thinks sparse
A fluent of speech person, why sees his none of friends talking?
Answer:
He what friend took is this person's photograph
What dynasty the cleanest?
Answer:
Manchu Dynasty
The brain teasers of the text chapter 262 is 20
Renew time:2009-2-2817:09:31 chapter word numbers:1445
What water forever take it not exert, use it not Jie,Cheap Beats By Dr Dre?
Answer:
Saliva
Why does someone say that Yue's flying to carry on the back the last word is what his mother-in-law stabs?
Answer:
Because is "mother-in-law"!
Why does inside in the desert have no fresh flowers?
Answer:
Because there is no cow, is fresh flowers to put on the cow muck.
How to buy the egg of having no chick?
Answer:
Buy duck's egg
Where did the whole world's biggest rooster come?
Answer:
Egg inside
A person threw a head the hair donkey don't look for, but continuously shout;What is "Thank God, Thank God" ?
Answer:
O.K. he didn't sit on the top, otherwise he also threw.
The guest delivers strawberry, the shell shell fights to eat strawberry, and can the mother why say that the home has no strawberry?
Answer:
What guest sent is a painting.
What dissimilarity does the newspaper and television news have?
Answer:
The newspaper finishes seeing to wrap twisted dough-strips, television can not.
Is a hunger have already seen a sheep by long wolf, but escape right away.Why?
Answer:
The behind of the sheep contains a tiger.
What person Be not afraid of cold?
Answer:
Snow man
A mosquito flies to in old grandmother's forehead, old grandmother's moving don't move, why mosquito but die?
Answer:
Be chocked to death Bai by old grandmother's crease, simpleton!
Heavy smoker A takes out 50 smokes every day, heavy smoker B takes out 30 smokes every day.After 5 years, heavy smoker B takes out of the smoke compare heavy smoker A to take out and the risely, why?
Answer:
Because heavy smoker A because the smoke takes out too manily and died.
Is the biggest potato been long where in the world?
Answer:
Ground inside
Two mansions are just separated a 10 cms, a mansion lighted a fire, a person jumped toward moreover a mansion, why still fell dead?
Answer:
Because they are separated height to have 30 meters!
Two tigers fight why does the Dou get you to die me to live?
Answer:
Because the nobody dares to advise.
A kind of line can see, how could not touch as well, why?
Answer:
Ray
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Answer:
Egg is under the chicken, certainly is a chicken.
The leg of hen why shorter than the rooster's?
Answer:
Because the hen wants to lay egg, leg's growing will make the egg ground
What things not is the germ still small?
Answer:
The son of germ
The son and the son that dog give birth tos whom the dragon gives birth to have what time dissimilarity
Answer:
Being a little is different.The son whom the dragon gives birth to calls prince, the dog gives birth to of the son call dog son
Had a class bell to rang, but have no a person into the classroom.This is why?
Answer:
It is an athletics lesson.
The old king works not and hard, but can rise steadily every day, why?
Answer:
Go to work by elevator
Little driver Lee sees a monkey squat down in the treetop, why did little driver Lee come to a stop the car?
Answer:
Because little driver Lee is the bottom of monkey as red light.
When someone knocks on door, will you in no case say to just come in?
Answer:
You are while going to the stool in toilet
Why does the big wild goose always want into south to fly in autumn?
Answer:
Because of flying of compare to walk quickly.ok?
What does magnifier have to put not and greatly?
Answer:
Angle
Someone drives rent car to go out, why does the nobody beat a car?
Answer:
What he walk is a superhighway.
Three"wood"s call"Sen", three"person"s call"many", three"ghost"s call what?
Answer:
Help!(Three ghosts, aren't you frightened??)
The little monkey arrives a treetop to take off pumpkin, the slap beats next, how many did ten palms beat?
Answer:
The pumpkin doesn't grow in the treetop.
The little people says:"I have 1 bottle ten thousand dissolve gum.What things meet it in a short instant of then will melt."What flaw do his words have?
Answer:
What container does this kind of thing be used to pack?
What things oneself not big, but it can pack to still want big thing than it, what is what to say ?
Answer:
Television
Cook an egg to take 5 minutes, cook 4 eggs to need how many minutes?
Answer:
Or 5 minutes.
Summer vacation why longer than winter vacation?
Answer:
The hot bulge is cold to shrink
A male cat adds a female cat and beat three words
Answer:
Two cats
What things the elephant just has, while does the another thing have no?
Answer:
The another thing has no small elephant
The brain teasers of the text chapter 261 is 20
Renew time:2009-2-2817:09:31 chapter word numbers:1287
The where is beaten not painful?
Answer:
In the dream.
On the avenue, have personal Yang head to stand.The person of flank thinks hasing what good-looking thing in the sky.All follow to face upward to hope the sky.Can the sky in what also have no.Do you guess that how to say that person?
Answer:
The person in"my nosebleed on the whole lived" says
The Confucius is famous in the world of what house
Answer:
Old family
The person, who sells, knows, the person who buy knows, and the person who use doesn't know.
Answer:
Coffin
Three people match to support a to walk on the road the umbrella, can have no a person drive drenching, why?
Answer:
Don't rain
A today year ago we are all doing the same matter, what matter is your knowing ?
Answer:
Breathe
Is small to famously dive clearly athlete, can one day his standing on three meters plank don't dare to jump, why?
Answer:
Because have no water inside the pond
What life come and then call a king?
Answer:
Xing Wang's person
Sky have no stars, also have no moon, the street lamp of street didn't open.Why have a car can quickly and safely drive?
Answer:
On daytime
In the world what fish two eyes be apart from recently.
Answer:
Minimum fish
Is small bright to want when the police follows the father's footprint, what is his father a stem???
Answer:
Petty thief
Do you have the mountain residue GAO?
Answer:
Is Gao isn't a Gao
Where is the position of the truth ?
Answer:
The truth is omnipresent
Is small to want to dream of clearly true, what is his best way ?
Answer:
Wake up.
An old man leads a birthday, someone wishes his long life, why does the old man kick out him right away?
Answer:
Because that old man is leading a 99-year-old birthday
What tree have no leaf?
Answer:
Withered tree
The front a heap of grass, behind a heap of grass, you saw what spend?
Answer:
Don't spend
The baked wheat cake is expensive gruel still keep being expensive?
Answer:
The thing thinks sparse
A fluent of speech person, why sees his none of friends talking?
Answer:
He what friend took is this person's photograph
What dynasty the cleanest?
Answer:
Manchu Dynasty
The brain teasers of the text chapter 262 is 20
Renew time:2009-2-2817:09:31 chapter word numbers:1445
What water forever take it not exert, use it not Jie,Cheap Beats By Dr Dre?
Answer:
Saliva
Why does someone say that Yue's flying to carry on the back the last word is what his mother-in-law stabs?
Answer:
Because is "mother-in-law"!
Why does inside in the desert have no fresh flowers?
Answer:
Because there is no cow, is fresh flowers to put on the cow muck.
How to buy the egg of having no chick?
Answer:
Buy duck's egg
Where did the whole world's biggest rooster come?
Answer:
Egg inside
A person threw a head the hair donkey don't look for, but continuously shout;What is "Thank God, Thank God" ?
Answer:
O.K. he didn't sit on the top, otherwise he also threw.
The guest delivers strawberry, the shell shell fights to eat strawberry, and can the mother why say that the home has no strawberry?
Answer:
What guest sent is a painting.
What dissimilarity does the newspaper and television news have?
Answer:
The newspaper finishes seeing to wrap twisted dough-strips, television can not.
Is a hunger have already seen a sheep by long wolf, but escape right away.Why?
Answer:
The behind of the sheep contains a tiger.
What person Be not afraid of cold?
Answer:
Snow man
A mosquito flies to in old grandmother's forehead, old grandmother's moving don't move, why mosquito but die?
Answer:
Be chocked to death Bai by old grandmother's crease, simpleton!
Heavy smoker A takes out 50 smokes every day, heavy smoker B takes out 30 smokes every day.After 5 years, heavy smoker B takes out of the smoke compare heavy smoker A to take out and the risely, why?
Answer:
Because heavy smoker A because the smoke takes out too manily and died.
Is the biggest potato been long where in the world?
Answer:
Ground inside
Two mansions are just separated a 10 cms, a mansion lighted a fire, a person jumped toward moreover a mansion, why still fell dead?
Answer:
Because they are separated height to have 30 meters!
Two tigers fight why does the Dou get you to die me to live?
Answer:
Because the nobody dares to advise.
A kind of line can see, how could not touch as well, why?
Answer:
Ray
An airplane hits mountain Related articles:
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